This is from last January, xenakis just reminded me of its existence and I decided to post it in all its ridiculousness.

( In which Lately is horrified, Arthur lacks a sense of humour, and Eames is...himself )

I just found this, but it's from, idek, March? More chatting with people leading to half-assed fic. Okay, quarter-assed fic.

me:


iykwim: yesssssssssss
babyyyyy

me: Awwwwwww
( THAT COULD BE A FIC )

My disclaimer is that this is SO not an official part of the Steinway!verse. This is, in fact, the sort of thing my editor Lately and I get up to on chat now and then. See, we are seven hours apart time zone wise. I was up late late and she was up early early and she was writing an essay for school and I was cheering her on with...well, with this.

( In which Eames is stealthy and Arthur is stealthier yet and it's all vaguely sexy and yet (in the fashion of Plor) sort of stupid too )

(And yes, she was writing her paper this whole time. I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE MULTITASKS LIKE THIS, FRIENDS, I JUST PROVIDE THE IMPETUS.)

toomuchplor says: Gah, why did I say I'd write a coda to TBAAB?

toomuchplor says: Maybe I'll just kill her.

black_siren says: DO IT!

black_siren says: KILL!

toomuchplor says: "And then, as the truck bore down on wee Ethel, Lex thought, 'If only Clark wasn't halfway around the world dealing with that mudslide in Tai Pei!'"

black_siren says: Ha ha ha.

toomuchplor says: BAM!

toomuchplor says: Toddler juice.

black_siren says: "Because I'm sure as hell not sticking my neck out for that rugrat"

toomuchplor says: Hahaha.

toomuchplor says: Lex standing on the curb, hands in pockets, shouting, "Daddy told you that you shouldn't touch his CD collection, honey!"

black_siren says: Ha ha ha!!!!!

toomuchplor says: "Daddy sent the mack truck to teach you a lesson, sweetheart!"

black_siren says: Awesome.

toomuchplor says: And Lois is behind the wheel, grinning.

black_siren says: Ha ha ha!!

toomuchplor says: And Lex would have to explain it to Clark. "She wouldn't stop putting her grubby fingers all over my Backstreet Boys collection!"