toomuchplor says: Gah, why did I say I'd write a coda to TBAAB?

toomuchplor says: Maybe I'll just kill her.

black_siren says: DO IT!

black_siren says: KILL!

toomuchplor says: "And then, as the truck bore down on wee Ethel, Lex thought, 'If only Clark wasn't halfway around the world dealing with that mudslide in Tai Pei!'"

black_siren says: Ha ha ha.

toomuchplor says: BAM!

toomuchplor says: Toddler juice.

black_siren says: "Because I'm sure as hell not sticking my neck out for that rugrat"

toomuchplor says: Hahaha.

toomuchplor says: Lex standing on the curb, hands in pockets, shouting, "Daddy told you that you shouldn't touch his CD collection, honey!"

black_siren says: Ha ha ha!!!!!

toomuchplor says: "Daddy sent the mack truck to teach you a lesson, sweetheart!"

black_siren says: Awesome.

toomuchplor says: And Lois is behind the wheel, grinning.

black_siren says: Ha ha ha!!

toomuchplor says: And Lex would have to explain it to Clark. "She wouldn't stop putting her grubby fingers all over my Backstreet Boys collection!"

Yay! One WiP down, two to go!

There's no poll at the end of this part, so please do comment with feedback and that sort of lovely thing. Also, even though mecurtin's title won, I don't know if I can use it with the no-baby-in-the-fic thing. So, suggestions welcome!

( TBAAB, Part 16 )

Whew... no, I really am close now.

( TBAAB, Part 15 )

I'm back!

And I might get finished yet tonight! Hope some of you are still around for the voting.

( TBAAB, Part 14 )

*facepalms*

I can't believe the Superbot won, y'all.

( TBAAB, Part 13 )

ETA: I am off to my appointment, but I expect to be home again within a couple of hours. Keep voting, y'all! And this poll is 'meh', so please feel free to put your suggestions into the comments.

ETA 2: Poll closed!

Yeehah!

I had to disqualify 'Great Expectations' because I believe it's the title of another Clexian mpreg.

( TBAAB, Part 12 )

ETA: Poll closed!

Sorry this took a bit longer than anticipated. I had to wait a while to collect enough poll answers before I could start.

( CYOFF, Part 11 )

ETA: Poll closed! Thanks!

So I was perusing back-entries on my alter-ego's lj, rose_emily and realized with some horror that I started writing that little ridiculous mpreg OVER TWO MONTHS AGO.

Seriously, is anyone else totally in shock about that?

Okay, so I *hate* leaving things undone, I really do! (And yes, that includes the mammoth work of evil that is Constellation.) And I have exactly 4 unfinished WiPs in LJ-land, and only one of them is going to stay unfinished, dammit. Of the rest, I will prevail.

In fact, I'm gonna prevail over this mpreg motherfucker TODAY. With your help.

I'm pasting the entire body of the fic thus far into this post, so people can refresh their memories or read it for the first time if they didn't see it before. And, at the end, in classic Choose-Your-Own-SV-Fic style, is a poll. Answer the poll promptly, and within an hour, you will see the next part appear.

I have an appointment later this evening, but nothing after that, so this will get done! I swear it!

Rating: R
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Warning: Mpreg. Yes, really.
A/N: It was only supposed to be 10 or 15 pages, but it's already hit 30 and I'm not sure it won't make 50. Help me finish!

( Mpreg WiP so far (Post 1 of 2) )