toomuchplor says: Gah, why did I say I'd write a coda to TBAAB?

toomuchplor says: Maybe I'll just kill her.

black_siren says: DO IT!

black_siren says: KILL!

toomuchplor says: "And then, as the truck bore down on wee Ethel, Lex thought, 'If only Clark wasn't halfway around the world dealing with that mudslide in Tai Pei!'"

black_siren says: Ha ha ha.

toomuchplor says: BAM!

toomuchplor says: Toddler juice.

black_siren says: "Because I'm sure as hell not sticking my neck out for that rugrat"

toomuchplor says: Hahaha.

toomuchplor says: Lex standing on the curb, hands in pockets, shouting, "Daddy told you that you shouldn't touch his CD collection, honey!"

black_siren says: Ha ha ha!!!!!

toomuchplor says: "Daddy sent the mack truck to teach you a lesson, sweetheart!"

black_siren says: Awesome.

toomuchplor says: And Lois is behind the wheel, grinning.

black_siren says: Ha ha ha!!

toomuchplor says: And Lex would have to explain it to Clark. "She wouldn't stop putting her grubby fingers all over my Backstreet Boys collection!"