• Jan. 8th, 2011 at 6:17 PM
toomuchplor: (shep oo mouth)
It is *such* a snow day today.  Please note that I say this as someone who lives in a climate where actual 'school is cancelled' snow days are about once a decade, not because we don't get snow, but because we get so damn much that it takes a huge blizzard to defeat our army of graders and plows and sanders.  (If you don't know what a grader or sander is, you are not a true Canadian.  I'm looking at you, West Coast.)  Anyway, the snow banks are waist-high and we've gotten about 15 cm (6") with 10 or 15 more to come.  The roads are ridiculous.  Thank goodness it's a non-working weekend and my only excursion today was getting out of the way of my house cleaner for two hours in the Starbucks down the snowy road.  Also, I love my snow tires, they're the best invention ever.

Anyway, I'm snugged in with veggie-bean soup made from scratch with no recipe.  It turned out more like stew because I kept finding more vegetables to add and my soup pot got too full.  I'll thin it out as the stew/soup gets eaten up over the next four or five days.  I don't know why I cook so rarely when I like doing it so much.  Actually, I do know, I hate chopping things but I hate frozen things with equal fervour.

Does anyone want a cozy snow day/night ficlet?  SGA or maybe even Inception or Glee or something?  Prompt me and maybe the muse will strike!  That would be fun.

ETA: Links to the ficlets generated:

Team Cocoa (SGA, gen) for [personal profile] perspi 

John Isn't Canadian (SGA, John/Rodney -- could be gen, too, if you squint) for [ profile] lilyfarfalla 

Dirty Word Scrabble (Glee, Kurt/Blaine) for [ profile] iykwim 

Under the Steinway (Inception, Eames/Arthur) for [personal profile] lately 

McSmooch Fic: Holy Matrimony, Batman

  • Dec. 27th, 2010 at 9:45 PM
toomuchplor: (rodney heart-bum)
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Length: 1964 words
Rating: NC-17
Summary: For [ profile] sheafrotherdon's latest round of kisses at [ profile] mcsmooch.  In the How Not to Fly 'verse, set around the same time as It Isn't That Amazing. May not make a ton of sense if you haven't at least gotten the general idea of events in How Not to Fly.

John has to work hard to stay awake so he can enjoy the whole thing: Rodney's blunt-nailed fingertips skating across John's skin, the gentle sweet tickle of it, soothing and comforting and a whole lot of things John had thought he was past desiring after about age ten.

A/N: Some vague relation to DADT repeal, sort of. Definite kissing, though. I got that bit right.  It's probably the fic I meant to write when I wrote Hot Box instead.

On LJ at the McSmooch Comm


On AO3
toomuchplor: (shep ew)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Length: 346 words
Warning: Contains nine year old boy humour. (So, really, *my* humour. Sad.)
Summary: Half-awake, they’re disarmed and grouchy and they talk like they think PJ can’t hear them. In the How Not to Fly 'verse, set around the time of It Isn't That Amazing.

A/N: As I've been whining to anyone who will listen, I have the zombie plague or something because my normal-ass cold has mutated into a weird spreading itchy-as-fuck-all rash that is making me completely unable to sleep from the itching and the zombie horror. (Yes, I'm going to the doctor. No, not until Tuesday. I know. Canadian health care. It's free?) So I'm loopy enough to post this somewhat awful ficlet I wrote the other day. Unbeta'ed. Written while high and coming down with zombie plague. AND NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY IN SPITE OF THAT. Also, I have to be up in 5.5 hours. Oh, and I have two concerts tomorrow. In which I am conducting. Fuck you zombie plague!

Hot Box )

Fic: The Tell

  • Oct. 16th, 2010 at 9:35 AM
toomuchplor: (shep oo mouth)
[ profile] somehowunbroken had a little comment-fic-fest after the DADT news broke last Tuesday, and I've had the post open in a tab ever since, waiting for a free minute and inspiration to strike at the same time.

Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Length: 462 words
Summary: Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell had been instituted when John Sheppard was just barely out of the Academy, and at the time it had seemed like progress.

My little contribution is here.


Fic: Things Beyond Your Ken

  • Oct. 6th, 2010 at 7:00 PM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Length: 6879 words
Summary: “Can we lock her up forever?” asks John, dead serious.

“That’s what I was thinking,” agrees Rodney fervently.

Set about a year after the end of It Isn't That Amazing, the second coda to How Not to Fly.

Read on AO3
Read on my site

Or read it here:

Things Beyond Your Ken )

Fic: It Isn't That Amazing

  • Oct. 3rd, 2010 at 10:40 PM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Hmm, I was going to wait for this until Tuesday or Wednesday, but I am posting this for all the Sunday-night insomniacs or maybe just those in different time zones.

The first of two codas for my recently posted story, How Not to Fly.

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: John/Rodney
Length: 4963 words
Summary: "Didn’t we all read this one in the 70s? It’s earthy and all the cartoon people are fat.” Coda fic for How Not to Fly, set not long after the end of that story.

Read on AO3
Read on my site

Or read it right here:

It Isn't That Amazing )

Fic: How Not to Fly

  • Sep. 29th, 2010 at 7:55 AM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Length: 56 731 words


And then the door chimed, and Woolsey came in looking mournful and anxious, and everything got derailed.

Death and life, hope and hopelessness, aren't just for the Pegasus galaxy.  Eventually, inevitably, it's going to happen on Earth.  John and Rodney, loss and family and what it means to be home.

Warning: Death of a minor canon character in a way integral to the plot; deals with bereavement and loss suffered by a major character.  No major characters die in this story, however.

How Not to Fly (on AO3)

How Not to Fly (on my site)
toomuchplor: (mcshep bert and ernie)
This is just embarrassingly overdue, but I turned to my January 2008 "What Happened Next" post for fic inspiration and realized I'd only produced two of the promised five fics in that category.  This one goes out to [ profile] aurora_84 who asked for a follow-up to Plan C, or How Rodney McKay Lost His Wife and Gained a Galaxy.  Sorry it took, um, 2 2/3 years.  Yay?  This is just ridiculous ridiculousness, but so was the original fic, so I suppose it's par for the course.

Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Length: 1978 words
Summary: When Atlantis's new head of science Dr. Rodney McKay is forced to join an offworld team at the behest of the conniving and bureaucratic Samantha Carter, he is torn between terror and excitement. Can Rodney find a way to fit in with his military boyfriend's team?  Can he survive the horrors of interplanetary travel?  And, most importantly, will Carter remember to feed the cat if he doesn't come back?
Warnings: Uh.  Contains unseasoned Rodney?  (Remember how he was kind of an ass back then?)

A/N: You really do have to read the original fic first.  And if I need further excuses, the original was written as a response to a Harlequin romance prompt.  Actually, that probably doesn't help my case.  Never mind.  Thanks to iykwim.  She knows why.

Plan D, or How Rodney McKay Went Offworld and Found His Way Home Again )


AO3 link


Fic: Omne Animal

  • Sep. 20th, 2010 at 10:46 AM
toomuchplor: (mcshep walking after you)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R-ish?  Mostly for stuff that happened right before this takes place, I guess.
Length: 718 words
Summary: They're going to be late for senior staff.

A/N: After sending everyone packing to AO3 for my last few (wordy) fics I thought I'd toss together something quick and LJ-sized for once.  I'll put this up on AO3/my site later, though!

Omne Animal )


ETA: AO3 link.


Fic: John and Rodney Fucking

  • Sep. 19th, 2010 at 9:56 AM
toomuchplor: (rodney heart-bum)
Pairing: John/Rodney (with a side serving of Ronon/John and implied Ronon/Rodney)
Rating: NC-17
Length: 14 716 words
Warnings: Very very very light BDSM at one point.
Summary: Five (stand-alone) ways that Rodney and John fucked, or could have fucked, or may someday fuck.

A/N: This is based on the Canflick, Young People Fucking (yes, actual title) which is basically 5 intertwined stories of 5 couples having sex. The movie, while cute, is quite heteronormative and so I thought it would be good to gay it up, and what better way than with five iterations of McShep?

Big thanks to [ profile] sparktastic for audiencing/cheerleading, and to [personal profile] kho for doing a marathon run of beta duty.

John and Rodney Fucking (on my fic site)

John and Rodney Fucking (on AO3)


Fic: Positively Charmed

  • Sep. 12th, 2010 at 2:21 PM
toomuchplor: (mcshep walking after you)
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Length: 10 812 words
Warnings: None.
Summary: Welcome to McKay's World. Prepare to get schooled. Post-series fic in which there is much drinking and comfort food and John discovers some of life's little luxuries via one Dr. M. Rodney McKay.

Positively Charmed (on my fic site)

Positively Charmed (on AO3)

Fic: Dichotomy

  • Aug. 13th, 2010 at 1:50 PM
toomuchplor: (mcshep walking after you)
No, I'm not suddenly crazily on for an explanation of the two fics in one day!

Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Length: 3007 words
Summary: Episode coda for Season Four's "Trio", and pretty much AU from there. Humor, silliness, all the usual warnings for my fic apply.

Classic Rodney: the guy is so thrilled whenever he has what most would consider a normal social interaction, he has to go around for days afterward flaunting the fact.

A/N: I actually rediscovered this today in my unfinished fic files, and realized it was nearly done. With a little hemming and typing and some hand-holding by the lovely Sparktastic, the thing is accomplished! I literally wrote the bulk of this in August 2008, so it's very much set pre-season five and, in fact, before the season 4 finale. So consider it an AU of sorts. I think I also posted some part of this in a WIP amnesty post a long while back, so if it seems familiar that is probably why.

Dichotomy )

Fic: In the Interval

  • Aug. 13th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
toomuchplor: (shep oo mouth)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Length: 9522 words
Summary: In the present, Rodney was lying prone on his back, knees up and apart, covers rucked messily under him.

A/N: This is really mostly porn, which must be what builds up in me after no writing for nearly a year. Thanks muchly to my wonderful beta, [ profile] sparktastic, who made this a lot less run-on-sentence-y and is generally a great editor and reader and fic enthusiast.

In the Interval )

Fic: A Month Of

  • Sep. 27th, 2009 at 10:56 AM
toomuchplor: (shep shirtless)
I wrote something for McSmooch!

Check it out here (on LJ) or here (on my site).

Fic: Pitch Imperfect

  • Apr. 21st, 2009 at 6:50 PM
toomuchplor: (mcshep fermata)
Rating: PG
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Length: 345 words
Summary: A wee sweet McSmooch.

( Pitch Imperfect )
toomuchplor: (rodney heart bum)
Rating: Let's call it a hard R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard (natch!)
Length: 1291 words
Summary: Rodney's ass is high and round and if John were given to artful phrasing, he might even refer to it as heart-shaped.
Warnings: Well, as you may gather from the title/icon/rating, this fic involves Rodney's bum in some detail. And it *is* McSmooch, after all -- so yeah. That's the warning.

( Ode to an Eminently Kissable Ass, by John Sheppard )

A/N: After I made the icon I used for this post I noticed that the little chalk arrow is sort of going in an unfortunate trajectory. Please note it's not meant to be launching into or through Rodney's bum. *facepalms* Also, thanks to [ profile] sparktastic for IM-audiencing at least the first bit and for listening to me wax poetic on the subject in question.

Important Butt-Related Query

  • Apr. 17th, 2009 at 10:04 PM
toomuchplor: (au naturale)
Does anyone have a hi-res screen cap of David Hewlett's lovely naked faux-mosexual ass from Century Hotel? I have the wee one off (below cut) but for fic-related reasons I would like a larger version. It will result in a new [ profile] mcsmooch fic, I promise!!!

(Not cross-posting to Dreamwidth because I am lazy and most of you are here.)

Clicky for a wee version of the cap I mean. Or just because you want a good look at DH's lovely bum. )

Fic: Fermata

  • Apr. 15th, 2009 at 11:12 PM
toomuchplor: (au naturale)
Rating: PG
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Length: 430 words
Summary: In the Tactus universe, but really all you need to know is that John and Rodney are music profs together. A little tiny outtake from a moment in their lives.

Read it over here at [ profile] mcsmooch.
toomuchplor: (john in safety goggles)
It's awesome when you have a random thought early in the morning and post about it and you can then spend a good portion of the ensuing day gleefully expounding on that thought with all the lovely people on your flist.

[/happy post]


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