Bed Head (1084 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Shameless Smut, Morning Sex, Barebacking, Possessive Behavior, Morning After, Morning Wood
Summary:

It's only fair given the way Arthur is after sex in the evenings, the puppy-wriggle of him, how he insists on talking Eames' ear off when Eames is two half-snores away from nothingness; Arthur sitting up against the headboard in his tiny orange pants with his iPad on his knee blasting dance remixes; Arthur with pinch-marks livid on his skin and dried saliva on his nipples and far too many observations about whatever he's finding on buzzfeed.

Le mot impossible (3667 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ariadne/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Ariadne (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Pegging, Blow Jobs, Casual Sex, Drunk Sex, Lesbian Sex, Lesbian Character
Summary:

...n'est pas français.

[The word 'impossible' is not French.]

- Napoleon Bonaparte

Rumpled (2296 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Yusuf (Inception)
Additional Tags: Sleepwalking, Canon Compliant, Pre-Slash, Cuddling & Snuggling
Summary:

Tucking Arthur into bed isn't supposed to be a part of Eames' daily routine.

Glaub' ich blind zu sein (1441 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Prequel, Alternate Universe - Classical Music, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Pining
Series: Part 29 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

Eames really had no inkling he could be capable of this level of restraint.

Deh, vieni, non tardar (1141 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Musicians, Classical Music, Teaching, Students
Series: Part 16 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

Eames could swear Arthur said five o'clock.

The Mighty Fall (331 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Ficlet
Summary:

I just hope when you see me I’m not see-through

How Darwinian (1019 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Domestic, Slice of Life, Grocery Shopping, Humor
Series: Part 2 of Eamespreg
Summary:

Arthur still takes point; it's what he does.

et les mots croisés (39927 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception), Arthur/Original Character
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Ariadne (Inception)
Additional Tags: Mpreg, Unplanned Pregnancy, Casual Sex, Canon Compliant, Lactation Kink, Lactation, Pregnant Sex, Genderbending, Genderqueer
Summary:

Sometimes you can be working at cross-purposes and still find yourselves intersecting at just the right angle.

Pinnae (2011 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Ariadne (Inception), Yusuf (Inception)
Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Biting, Ears, First Time, Awkwardness, Hand Jobs
Summary:

Eames learned all the proper words in life drawing class, and most of them have trickled back out of his brain like so much water in the intervening years, but he remembers pinnae.

(Alternatively: Arthur gets a haircut, and later on it rains.)

Hard to Pin (3838 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Substitution, Dom/sub Undertones, Mild Kink, Canon Compliant, First Time, One Night Stands, Smut
Summary:

It takes two glasses of whiskey to work up the nerve but Arthur's determined to see this through, now.

Comme à Pétrarque apparaissait Laura (1144 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Weddings, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sharing a Bed, Anxiety, Insomnia, Established Relationship
Series: Part 27 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

'Co-dependent' is such an ugly word. Eames much prefers to think of them as 'mutually supportive' when it comes to their interlocking neuroses.

The night before the wedding.

Sliver/Splinter (546 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Ariadne (Inception)
Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Compliant
Summary:

In which Eames channels Gaia, Arthur channels the Mythbusters, and Ariadne means it when she says not to touch her shit, Eames.

Il est bon, l'enfant (6749 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Yusuf (Inception), Mal (Inception)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Classical Music, Musicians, Operas, Music, Semi-Public Sex, Mild Painplay, Ravel - Freeform, Singing, Piano, Pet Names, Cats
Series: Part 17 of Steinway!verse

Summary:

It takes a few years to break in a factory-new piano like Arthur's Steinway; in related news, Arthur and Eames are both still getting used to the glint of wedding bands on their ring fingers.

Never Mind the Allen Wrench (6556 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Ariadne (Inception), Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Broken Bones, Minor Injuries, Technology, Engineering, Mechanic(s), First Time, Glasses, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Workplace Sex
Summary:

 

[Image description: a page out of the PASIV manual, annotated in red ink with circles around the words 'self-filtering' and 'cleaning' and the text 'ha. bloody. ha!' in the margin]

4:15 (2134 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Bathtub - Character
Additional Tags: Bathing/Washing, Bathroom Sex, Domestic, London, Cohabitation, Fluff, Canon Compliant, NSFW image
Summary:

Can't I just be left alone?


I want to take a fuckin' bath
 

In which Eames has a really massive bathtub and Arthur absolutely goes dewy and Plor overuses the word 'pink'.

('Mature' rating is mostly for the NSFW photo in the Notes; otherwise I'd call this a soft M at most.)

Wer reitet so spät (3959 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Students, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Young Love, Stupid Boys
Series: Part 5 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

"What is it that Miles says to you?” Eames says, feeling victory in his grasp even as Arthur resists him. "You have to leave the practice room now and then if you're going to understand what it is you're meant to be — god, I am drunk."

In the Steinway 'verse, about six weeks after "Er, der Herrlichste von Allen" and a couple of months before "Chantant sur le mode mineur".

All we like sheep (have gone astray) (746 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Christmas, Family, Homecoming, Parents & Children
Series: Part 20 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

Christmas in Windsor feels endless at times like these.

Yet What I Can I Give Him (1921 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Musicians, Alternate Universe - Classical Music, Christmas, Judaism, Holidays, Gift Giving, Mornings, Morning Sex
Series: Part 11 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

There'll be time enough later for noisy family meals, hyperactive kids, and holiday chaos. This moment, this morning, is theirs.

Ding (1045 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Schmoop, Domestic, Babies, Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Tea, Newspapers
Series: Part 3 of Schmoop Bomb: The Series
Summary:

Six weeks in, and Arthur's still a bit of a perfectionist about the whole parenthood thing.

First Crack (1299 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Romance, First Time, Coffee, Coffee Shops, One Shot, Snippets
Summary:

Eames is really more of a tea person, truth be told.