Ding (1045 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Schmoop, Domestic, Babies, Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling & Snuggling, Tea, Newspapers
Series: Part 3 of Schmoop Bomb: The Series
Summary:

Six weeks in, and Arthur's still a bit of a perfectionist about the whole parenthood thing.

Whoa, somehow I managed to post three fics without telling LJ/DW about it. What is this new era in which we live? (Also, I just seriously struggled to make that 'era' and not 'ear', and I'm giggling over the image of living in a new ear.)

Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 2000 words
Summary: Arthur can also name every single character in the Night Garden. (Yes, even the Pontipines and the Haahoos.)

A/N: It's a Five Things fic in the Schmoop!Bomb series.

Five little monkeys (jumping on the bed)

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Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 191 words
Summary: Arthur's crowning glory, much to his dismay.

A/N: For lately. Just a (very) little ficlet I wrote in an email.

Locked

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Rating: Teen (mostly for language)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1500 words
Summary: It's probably a good thing Arthur doesn't go round armed when he's in the waking world.

A/N: For my poor dear xenakis, who had a similar human-bike-car collision and is now sporting her own road rash half-beard. *pets her very gently*

Rash

Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 2800 words
Summary: Eames probably would have been pleased with a sandwich, but Arthur's got a knack for making Eames happy in surprising ways.

A/N: Missing scene of sorts from Oh, the Places You'll Go!. Sextra, really, from Eames' POV.

Felix Culpa (on AO3)

The last of the IBB codas written before I actually posted my IBB. Yay!

Rating: Mature
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 3600 words

Summary:

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.

~ Dr. Seuss

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (on AO3)

Oops, I forgot to post here when I put the last coda up. So! Two at once!

These are both in my "Nearly Home" 'verse, aka unrepentant schmoop. Consider yourself warned.

Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 600 words
Summary: Arthur may be caving on the whole concept of "sleep-training".

Sixty Minutes (on AO3)


Rating: Teen-ish, mostly for language
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1900 words
Summary: Having a preschooler is a lot like living with a drunken angry dwarf who doesn't speak English.

We Don't Negotiate With Terrorists (on AO3)

So I have a few codas for my IBB stored up, and I'll be posting them every few days until I run out. I also connected the dots between my IBB and a little bb!fic snippet I wrote back in the fall, which fits nicely in the 'verse. (Linked as part of the series on AO3 now.)

Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1300 words
Summary: In the morning Arthur's going to have to check to be sure that any of this actually happened.

A/N: In what xenakis and I are calling the "Schmoop Bomb" series, aka unrepentant baby fic. Takes place a few weeks after the end of Nearly Home. Written before I actually completed the IBB, but kept back until now for obvious reasons.

Onto Me (on AO3)

Title: Nearly Home
Author: toomuchplor
Artist: xenakis

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 25,000 words
Character/Pairing(s): Arthur/Eames, Dom Cobb, Yusuf, Ariadne, Original Female Characters
Warnings: Strong language, sexual content. (See above, re. "explicit"?) Domestic fic, complete with (eventual) baby. Consider yourself warned.

Summary: Ndoto haihadithiwi ~ You can’t name a dream.

- Swahili Proverb

Arthur and Eames are on the verge of giving up mind crime when Cobb convinces Arthur to be his point man on one last job — which rather inevitably goes wrong. Eames is pulled into the mess as Cobb’s simple heist spirals into an attempt on inception. It’s time to stop trespassing on the dreams of others; building a home takes two sets of hands.

Link to Art: Art master post is HERE.

Author's Notes can be found on the AO3 post for the fic.

Nearly Home (AO3 link)