Word count: 24,056.

End in sight: Not only in sight, but in hindsight! Fic is DONE!

Hot porn achieved: More so than yesterday, I think.

Number of times John or Rodney's ass is referred to: 1 billion + 4.

Another teaser excerpt?: It's now in beta and it may be another little while before I can post the thing in its entirety, so here is another wee snippet. I swear -- eventually this story goes McSheppy. Just not quite yet.

( In which I have to do some creative editing so as to avoid giving away any major parts of the story )