Word count: 20,894.

End in sight: yes (but I said that at 11,000 words)

Hot porn achieved: god willing, yes

Number of times John or Rodney's ass is referred to: 1 billion

Another teaser excerpt: Oh, *fine*. *g*

( In which Rodney is pretty hetero, and also a little tired. And don't worry. This is VERY EARLY ON in the fic. )