Okay, so I have a fic due for undermistletoe on WEDNESDAY and I apparently have NO MUSES. This never happens to me! I'm way too Type A to fail at a challenge!

Any ideas? My prompt is to write an SGA fic based on "Never Been Kissed" -- as loosely based as I like. Obviously I'm now working on a *shorter* fic. *sigh*

Ideas, thoughts, threats, bribes, and general ass-kickery welcome.