How about hugs and encouragement?

*hugs*

*encourages*

Also, I have such a weakness for "Never Been Kissed"! I watch it whenever it's on TV. So yay for your story!

I love "Never Been Kissed"! Is Rodney the cute but dorky scientist who pretends to be a college student in order to prove some hot, new college professor who just published a physics proof is actually full of shit? And is John the new, hot college professor? Cause that (or anything else you might come up with for this story really, because I know there is gold in your brain) would be completely fantastic! *encourages*

*bounces* YAY! Because now I'm gonna get to read that! =D

This is why I do not write fic:

There is a Wraith! And he's retro-virused and sent to Atlantis by his Wraith brethren to find out all about true love. And Teyla senses his Wraithiness right away (Can she do this? I don't know canon!) but hears his mission and decides to help him, so they fake date awhile so he can gain credibility and sympathy from the human females when Teyla breaks it off with him. Because he needs a 100% human to teach him the ways of love! And he thinks Elizabeth would be ideal, because scoring her would also be a good strategic move! But he can't help falling for the sexy John Sheppard, who slouches around in a bafflingly adorable way. The Wraith is confused -- isn't love always about fertility among these strange creatures? To love another man is taboo! And yet, he can't fight these feelings. Is this the key to his mission? But what about John's career? OMG! ANGST!

Maybe the Wraith is Rodney. Maybe I should go back to that limp, weepy thing I was doing earlier. This incoherence thing is not an improvement.