Me, checking the TV listings.

Hrm.

Smallville 'Splinter' on Space... or How It's Made (cardboard boxes) on Discovery.

I choose the box factory.

I really can't say that I heart my show, can I?

We have these dumb and funny 'History Minutes' on Canadian TV, where we make fun of our past and try and claim things as our own. This is one of my favorites:

In Which Supes is REALLY Canadian

And then there's this:

In Which We Invent Basketball

And this:

In Which We See That Canadian Women Aren't Afraid of Penises

And, yeah. This:

In Which John McRae Cranks Out Some Deplorable Poetry In A Manly Way

And the very best of all:

In Which We Discover That Canadians Are Really the Village People