Just a little twitterfic I wrote the other night, neatened and properly posted now.

Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 600 words
Summary: It's a symptom; it'll probably pass.

Tired Liar (AO3 link)

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF
Rating: PGish
Pairing: Tom/Joe
Length: 855 words
Summary: Tom should really stop looking at the internet; nothing good ever comes of it.

A/N: Based on that New Year's video everyone's seen, and set in the present in the Unkissed 'verse. (Get yer Unkissed 'verse here.) Just a little something I wrote when lately couldn't sleep. And then it took four times as long to write the last 100 words. :| Title is from that song in that video everyone's seen.

Content Notes: Like all other Unkissed fic, contains RPF as well as potentially lethal levels of fluff.

( Crazy to Suppose )

I owe far more than this fic post, but this will have to do for now. Am currently in England visiting the wonderful lately. All is well. :D

Rating: Teen and up (for references to violence and some strong language)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1500 words
Summary: Eames isn't a worrier by nature.

Notes: Contains references to violence and injury (though none occurs in the course of the story).

The Gentleman of the Lamp

The decision to try posting completed fic only to AO3 and linking from here is brought to you by the ennui borne of fixing ridic after-the-fact typos in three places, over and over and over... I am hoping AO3 is by now mainstream enough that no one is entirely put off by it? :D?

Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-fucking-17
Length: 5300 words
Summary: Arthur's always listening to someone bang someone else two feet away. Eames thinks he hears a cat.

You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want

A/N: Written (mostly) on Twitter over the course of a day, made much much better by the liberal application of xenakis (for inspiration and general dirty-mindedness) and lately (for beta nit-picking and surprisingly extended discussions of how Arthur wakes up/reacts when Eames comes into the room.) Thanks also to all my Twitter fen for putting up with over 200 tweets' worth of whatever this is. Title is from Avenue Q.

Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: Teen
Length: 700 words
Summary: When Eames travels, the thought of Arthur travels with him.

A/N: Originally posted as part of Bina's fluff meme here, and written even before that as a fic-email when I was in San Francisco for work.

( An die Ferne Geliebte )

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: PG
Length: 745 words.
Summary: In which Joe is awkward and Tom is insistent and Louis is adorable. Sequel to Unkissed, comes before You Yes You
Warnings: None, except maybe risk of diabetic coma from cuteness. IDK.
A/N: I actually wrote this before the epilogue, just for fun. Thought I'd share.

( Cheeky Bugger )

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Length: 6300 words.
Summary: In which there is the TDKR London premiere, skinny-for-his-art Tom, and way more glitter than you'd think. Sequel to Unkissed.
Warnings: Unrepentant schmoop. No, really. Um, what else? Slightly (temporarily) faily sex? Do I even need to warn for this at this point in my fic?... Also, is ear-biting a kink? It's *my* kink now anyway, thanks to Joseph and his adorable ears.
A/N: Thanks to Nancy and Xen for audiencing/beta-ing/handholding, etc. <333 guys.

( You Yes You )

Okay, okay, so there *might* be a totally epically gratuitous epilogue coming for this, but let's call this the Official Ending and I will post again under the same tag if/when this epilogue materializes. And now... the conclusion:

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.
Warnings: Uh, I probably should have mentioned this sooner, but NONE OF THIS HAPPENED OK. [/disclaimer]

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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8

( Unkissed, 9/9 )

Now with bonus epilogue: You Yes You

Wheee! So happy to be posting this next bit. I never imagined, when I wrote a little one-off comment fic for cherrybina's Tom/Joe fest that it would balloon into a fic that's already over 40K, but it has been a fun thing anyway. Thanks to everyone leaving the awesome comments, they are such an encouragement. I will wrap this up soon!

Oh, and special thanks to anatsuno and xenakis for French help with this part.

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.
Warnings: None, for this part. People who have been avoiding the angst are now safe to catch up!

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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7

( Unkissed, 8/9 )

Part 9

The end is in sight! The fic is not quite finished but I can foresee that there will be two more parts after this one, hence my finally giving a total for the anticipated number of parts. Yaye!

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.
Warnings: This part continues to be angsty and as-yet unresolved so if you want to avoid that kind of thing, wait until Part 8 to catch up.

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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

( Unkissed, 7/9 )

Part 8

I finally got far enough past this section that I feel okay posting it! Yay.

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.
Warnings: Edging, orgasm denial (in the service of art, and shit like that.) This is also the part where things get a little angsty, so if you'd rather wait until it's all wrapped up and fixed you may wish to wait for the next part (or maybe the part after that, depending on how I split things up -- I'll let you know.)

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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

( Unkissed, 6/? )

Part 7

Dudes, I have so much IRL work this week, but I keep making (non-existent) time for this fic. Also, as I whined on Twitter today, the real world has jossed this fic (which is about to go pretty damn AU anyway, let's be honest) so from now on let's pretend that canon scheduling is not important, m'kay? As anatsuno says, it's less creepy that way anyway. :D

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.
Warnings: Edging, orgasm denial (in the service of art, and shit like that.) Also, oblique mention of Dan's death.

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Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

( Unkissed, 5/? )

Part 6

IDK, it is the fic that never ends. This seems to be a thing for me when it comes to innocent little comment fics. (See above re 150K Steinway 'verse.)

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

( Unkissed, 4/? )

Part 5

Hi hi hi I am back from UK visits (meaning of course awake at 5 a.m. local time, sigh) and I have been writing sort of spasmodically at this fic during my whole three weeks away but it's not going nearly as quickly as I'd like. I'm sorry that this is only a 5K update and not a completion -- but here it is.

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.

Part 1
Part 2

( Unkissed, 3/? )

Part 4

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.

Part 1

( Unkissed, 2/? )

Part 3

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF I guess
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Joe isn’t looking for Tom, he’s looking for ten minutes alone to catch up on Twitter and Tumblr -- but, looking for Tom or not, Joe turns a corner, bumps into him, and is too fucking polite to admit that he isn’t really interested in talking.

A/N: None of this is real, and obviously I have no way of knowing whether I've gotten any facts right about the TDKR shoot in Pittsburgh. This is still a WIP, and sadly I'm on the eve of travelling for several weeks. I'll finish what I can but this may not be properly wrapped up until early September. No hard feelings if you want to wait until then to start reading.

This started as part of cherrybina's Inception RPF Tom/Joe Fest, but I thought after 6,000 words it was getting a bit ridiculous continuing my comment fic there, so here I am. If you're caught up on that comment thread, though, you can jump directly to Part 2. Also, you should go and prompt and/or do fills on that post because there is a ton of awesome stuff there which I would read the hell out of. :D

Thanks to Bina for starting this whole thing, lately for audiencing/cheering, xenakis and anatsuno for help with French.

( Unkissed, 1/? )

Part 2

I have posted almost all my old SGA fic to AO3 throughout the day and I've gotten as far as Straight as a Circle, arguably one of my better-known fics in the fandom.

My original summary for this fic is really bad (most of my summaries are, I admit). I shudder whenever I see it quoted on Delicious -- so I'm asking for help. Does anyone care to pen a little summary for this fic that might be better than the original one? It's too late to change all those Delicious bookmarks but a revised summary might give new readers a better idea of what the fic is really about.

The original summary: John Sheppard wakes up straight. No, really, that's pretty much it. One day, about two months ago, I thought, "John Sheppard is *so gay* that he couldn't be in a 'woke up gay' story. He'd have to wake up straight instead." And that is what happened here.

*facepalm* No, really, that is what I wrote. Sigh.

I would, of course, credit the person who wrote the summary. :D?

Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2,600 words
Summary: In which Clark is a minx and Lex probably doesn't actually mind all that much. For scribblinlenore's Smallville Nostalgia Challenge.
Warnings: Underage? Though I don't specify an age, this is definitely high school!Clark so it's probably categorically jailbait fic. Oh, Smallville...

Also on AO3 if you prefer to read it there.

( Long Way Around )

( Author's Notes )

I thought I should write an actual post instead of just posting/linking to fic and/or whining about fic. So! Here it is!

I've created a fannish Twitter account for myself. So far I have not tweeted one tweet but that may well change. If you want to follow my total lack of tweets, I'm @toomuchplor (obviously) -- and if your Twitter handle is different from your LJ/DW handle let me know so I can figure out who is who. I'm only following like four people right now but I will happily add more!

Later this week I'm off to the States for a work thing, during which I anticipate not much internet time. It's a happy work thing, professional development and all, and I am really looking forward to a much-needed booster shot of inspiration and excitement at this point in our season because I am almost drained of both in the work sense. Anyway, I'll be away Wednesday to Sunday and even though I'm not going anyplace warm I'm still hoping for some kind of relief from Canadia's ongoing arctic conditions. It's MARCH ffs, Canada. STOP IT NOW.

Things I am enjoying today:

This article about THard's tats linked by cherrybina. So much to love here, especially the image of his poor mum saying "my beautiful boy" after he gets his first tattoo.

This interview with THard, in which he gets a little riled (mostly in the second half) by some kind of blatantly invasive questions. I just want to give him a hug and a cookie afterwards. In a non-invasive way, if possible.

The fact that lately and I spent about an hour extensively researching THard's curly right pinkie finger after xenakis made the delightful observation that both he and Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau (he who is the model for Steinway!Eames in many ways) share this little quirk. Here is xenakis's comment (and subsequent squeefest with lately on the subject.) You can best see THard's curly pinkie in the video linked directly above. (Our deep investigations led us to conclude that it's rare to find THard showing off said curly pinkie which led us to then conclude that he might be a little self-conscious about it because there are lots of photos of his LEFT HAND and almost NONE of his right, which in turn led to us saying "AAAAAAAAWWWWW MONKEY" for another ten minutes. WE LOVE YOUR CURLY PINKIE TOM. DON'T HIDE IT FROM US BB.)

So, Steinway. This is how Steinway is going right now, in summary:

Lately: Write for me, damn you.

Me: I CAAAAAAAAAAN'T
I HAAAAAAAAATE EVERYTHINNNNNNNNNNG
I HAAAAAAAAATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
I HAAAAAAAAATE STEINWAYYYYYYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lately: How can I help?

Me: YOU CAAAAAAAAAAN'T
EVERYTHING SUUUUUUUUUCKS
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
I WILL NEVER FINISH THIS OR WRITE ANOTHER WORD
FUCK YOU STEINWAY FUCK YOU SO HARD

Lately: Tell me to leave you alone if that helps.

Me: No, it's okay. :0)
I just hate everything and want to die. Everything I write in this 'verse is total crap.
BUT I'M FINE OK

Lately: So, THard's pinkie, huh?

Me:....[no answer for 40 minutes]

Me: So, I wrote 1000 words just now. Some of them maybe don't suck too bad.

Repeat this every day for the last three weeks and you get a glimpse into how Steinway is going for me. (This is broken up by me periodically writing and posting other fic with great energy while Lately says things like "EXCUSE ME YOU HAVE 10,000 WORDS OF STEINWAY JUST SITTING THERE USELESS. NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING.")

Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 8361 words
Summary: Eames had long since thought of Arthur’s hair as permanently gelled into obedience. He’d had no earthly idea how – how wanton it could be, curving and wet at the tips and softening Arthur’s whole face

A/N: I wrote this fic anon on the kink meme, and it was definitely, in part at least, an exercise in me trying to conquer a neurotic paranoia regarding posting WIPs. The comments were lovely and inspiring and so much fun to read, even if I was a total anxious twit and wrote out a bunch of the story before posting any of it at all, and then quite a bit more before updating, and so on.

For a prompt by stella_polaris on the kink meme:

First time Eames sees Arthur with his hair free of product.

I'd like it if the hair thing would be a major contributor to them getting into a relationship. Ya know, 'cause Eames is so smitten :>

IDK JGL just looks so innocent and young and lovely with that slightly curling hair of his <3

( The Sweetest Downfall )