It's nice to have pupils that constrict when in bright spaces.
This revelation brought to you by 7 hours of squinting after my consultation for LASIK surgery. I'm booked in for the end of July but I think I'm going to call tomorrow and try to move it up to June. I was too stunned by the whiteness of the calendar in the booking room to parse out another date in June that might work, but now I can see again it'll be much easier!
Anyone out there had this done? Both my siblings and not a few of my friends have gone under the laser and the only wince-worthy part of the experience for any of them has been the price tag. For me, with my lovely -6.00ish eyes, the cost is about $3400 all told. Ouch. But it comes with the lifetime guarantee and is supposed to be the "latest technology" to avoid halos and blurring with night vision blahblahblah...
Still, squinting through water-speckled glasses on the beach in Hawaii and being utterly fed up with my contact lenses has convinced me it's time. I have worn glasses or contacts every day of my life since I was eight years old and I'm so tired of it. Time to get into the 21st century.
Other fun facts from today:
1) Despite being (considerably) the worse eye, vision-wise, my left eye is dominant.
2) Driving with dilated pupils? Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
3) I don't anticipate much discomfort from the procedure since every time the technician said "These drops sting" or "Sorry, that might hurt" I felt NOTHING. Pain threshold FTW!
This revelation brought to you by 7 hours of squinting after my consultation for LASIK surgery. I'm booked in for the end of July but I think I'm going to call tomorrow and try to move it up to June. I was too stunned by the whiteness of the calendar in the booking room to parse out another date in June that might work, but now I can see again it'll be much easier!
Anyone out there had this done? Both my siblings and not a few of my friends have gone under the laser and the only wince-worthy part of the experience for any of them has been the price tag. For me, with my lovely -6.00ish eyes, the cost is about $3400 all told. Ouch. But it comes with the lifetime guarantee and is supposed to be the "latest technology" to avoid halos and blurring with night vision blahblahblah...
Still, squinting through water-speckled glasses on the beach in Hawaii and being utterly fed up with my contact lenses has convinced me it's time. I have worn glasses or contacts every day of my life since I was eight years old and I'm so tired of it. Time to get into the 21st century.
Other fun facts from today:
1) Despite being (considerably) the worse eye, vision-wise, my left eye is dominant.
2) Driving with dilated pupils? Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
3) I don't anticipate much discomfort from the procedure since every time the technician said "These drops sting" or "Sorry, that might hurt" I felt NOTHING. Pain threshold FTW!
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* if she had eye exams anywhere but the Lasik place, the guarantee was void
* if she had any eye *problems* that weren't dealt with by the Lasik people, the guarantee was void
* if she didn't have eye exams etc on the schedule the Lasik people determined, the guarantee was void
* the guarantee only covered the technology that was used when she had the procedure done. The Lasik place had new technology now - better technology - but she would have to pay for the use of the new technology.
Her Lasik place wasn't actually fly-by-night or anything - it's a very reputable place (to certain definitions of reputable). But these are apparently common growing pains in the Lasik industry. I'm sure there are lots of really good Lasik places - I'd just be sure to read all the small print and maybe ask the Lasik people what their stance is on the things that were problems for her?
Of course, they "reserve the right" to change any of this retroactively. Ah, lawyer-speak, how you are lovely. They also have a list of reasons why you might be excluded, mostly around stuff like "you stuck a fork in your eye" or "we already shaved off half your eyeball" etc.
Fine print, indeed. Still, it's good to have checked out those details!
I have recently noticed that my vision is declining a bit, but I'm not surprised by this. I expected that I would need reading glasses at some point, though I had hoped it wouldn't be this soon. My vision was pretty bad before the LASIK, so just needing glasses for reading and maybe driving at night is a vast improvement.
I'm sure my eye doctor will tell me that he can go back and correct some more, but I imagine it will be a while before I can afford another $3,000 or so.
Thanks for the link! And glad to know it went well for you!
The only real difference/downside I've noticed is halos at night. It was really bad the first couple months, to the point where I did not want to drive at night if I didn't have to. It is better, but not great. I was told they may clear up over time, but I haven't noticed much improvement in about 6 months.
Also, I was told up front that my eyesight may deteriorate as i get older and may end up needing reading glasses, but my family has horrible eyesight anyway, so I was originally expecting to get bifocals by the time I was 40. Hopefully this staves it off until I'm like 50. :)
If you do it, have someone who can pick you up, take/bring you home, and stay with you (doesn't have to be the same person). I couldn't see anything for the first few hours after the procedure - getting into the car was trouble enough. Eating and drinking was by rote, not because i could actually see anything.
They gave me the spiel about reading glasses, but like you, that is not unexpected news to me. Part of the reason I'm biting the bullet now at age 30 is that I want to maximize my glasses-free years.
Thanks for the advice regarding post-op care -- I will probably call on the services of the Mom, who is pretty much the perfect mixture of solicitous and tough love. The 2-3 days off will be hard for me, too. As a choral conductor, your vision is pretty much de rigeur for any activity, which means I will need to actually clear my schedule for that period of time. One of my friends who got the surgery also had some post-op bruising but it didn't last quite as long as yours did. It does look a little terrifying to the uninitiated, though!
I have keratoconus so for me at this time, Lasik surgery isn't an option. I did however have a cornea transplant in the eye that had gotten really bad. Keratoconus has its own craziness. A year before I had to have the surgery, I was with some friends in San Francisco driving around at night. I looked to the sky and saw that the moon was full. It was so beautiful and bright and was surprisingly huge since we were still within city limits and OMG there were two moons not overlapping but side by side in the sky! Clear as day. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Apparently my friends couldn't either and asked me to share whatever I was taking. *smile* The weird thing was when I looked at the moon again, I only saw one normal size and brightness. After that my left eye seemed to go downhill fast. I still have to wear a contact in that eye because of a slight astigmatism but sometimes I see better without it.
Eye troubles seem to run in my family on both sides too -- glaucoma on my dad's side and various degrees of strabismus on the other. Happily, my generation seems to have escaped most of it with just really bad near-sightedness. My oldest brother, pre-op (just had the LASIK last fall) was somewhere around -10.00 or -11.00 with astigmatism. I'm lucky, only just over half as bad and no astigmatism.
Living in Germany, its definitely more costly than in US, as I would have to pay the same amount of money , only in Euro...
but I really hope, and want it for me!
I will cross my fingers for you though for positive comments!
I had very irritable eyes about an hour after the procedure and it was like looking through a smokey room, but I could see clearly immediately, then after a sleep of about four hours the cloudiness had disappeared. By the next morning I drive myself to the doctor for the follow up appointment (even through my mom had come to stay with me during postop) and when my eyes were checked they were already 20/20.
The only sign of the surgery on my eyes were a couple of red blood blisters on the whites of my eyes, but you could only see them if I was looking down as they were behind my eyelids.
I did have dry eyes for about 6-8 months afterwards, but I just keep using the tears given to me by the doctor. My eyes have stayed at 20/20. My far vision is still fine, I just have a ittle problem focussing on tiny print, especially if the print is against a colour background - like yellow text on a green or blue backgound, and especialy if the room light is not very bright.
But that's a small problem to live with when I've been forced to wear contacts or glasses for 30 years. I just wish I had done it sooner.
1. When they put the metal thing in your eye to keep you from blinking, you really don't have to blink. Don't try to blink while the laser is fixing your eye up - you really, really don't have to blink bc of the drops they put in your eyes, and bc of the metal thing holding your eyelids apart, you can't blink anyway.
2. I had my surgery around 6 P.M., and the rest of the day, my eyes were incredibly sensitive to light and watered like hell. I was at my parents' house for dinner and we turned off all the lights except the dim one right above the dining table, I was wearing sunglasses, I closed my eyes, and it was STILL too bright for me. So, yeah. Light sensitivity like woah. On that note, if you eat something after getting Lasik, make sure it's not soup. Trying to eat soup with your eyes closed is difficult.
3. The next day, though, I woke up and I could read the spines of my books from across the room, where I was lying in bed. No light sensitivity, no headache, nothing but sight. I was at -4.5 and -5.0 for my eyes (hey, my dominant eye was also my weaker eye!), and then suddenly, I could see.
4. The night halos--whatever. No, seriously, whatever. The techs and doctors talked about night halos as a possible side effect, and then after I got lasik done, I was like, "...seriously? Light halos? I can see night lights clearly for the first time since 1993. I've had light halos ALL MY LIFE AND THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS JUST HOW LIGHTS LOOKED AT NIGHT." In other words, there were no night halos.
That sounds weird, but what I mean was, before I had Lasik, when the nurse talked to me I didn't have contacts or glasses on and all I saw was a big, vaguely human-shaped, blonde-ish blob. I couldn't make out what she actually looked like at all. After the Lasik, I could see what the nurse looked like, and that was amazing. No glasses, no contacts, and I could see. Then, the light sensitivity kicked in and I mostly kept my eyes shut, but the whole drive home from the doctor's, I read the names off of street signs to my mom, who was driving. It must have been annoying for her, but for me, it was nothing short of miraculous: I'd never been able to read a street sign without corrective lenses. By the time I got my driver's license, I'd had glasses for years.
so i had lasik.
problems:
*I have really weird eyelids that hate being held open and a reflex to blink like nobody's business. so they actually had to stop the procedure five times to say "please stop blinking, you're going to ruin it" (even though they taped my eyelids open I still managed to blink the tape off) they just kept saying "look at the blue light, don't move"
*afterwards, it was like having sand under my eyelids. and i'm wearing these weird ridiculous goggles so i can't scratch my eyes and everything is blurry anyway.
*I had to go back for checkups I think: 4 weeks after, 1 month after, 3 months after, 6 months after, a year after. and each time they put this yellow eyedrops in that would make my tears urine-yellow for a few minutes and numb my eyeballs BUT I WOULD STILL BLINK.
pros:
*When I took the goggles off the next morning, I could SEE. and i didn't have to reach for glasses that get smudged randomly or fall off and shatter or lose parts or have the arms snap off or get made fun of or interfere with my eye makeup... I looked out my window and for the first time I could see the MOUNTAINS.
i think the pro outweighs the con.