For amber_32random:



The Story

The Ending (in case you forgot)

Lex laughed under his breath. "Well, Clark ... let's just say my dad might have been the first night humper to share my bed ... but he sure wasn't the last."

Clark opened and closed his mouth several times as he tried to absorb this knowledge. "I --" he tried, then stopped. "You mean --" and stopped again. "All this time --" but that sentence went unfinished as well.

Lex burrowed further into Clark's shoulder and smiled against Clark's skin. "At least you don't like Kenny G, too."

The Uncomfortably Ever After

Heh. I'm not sure I can actually write this one. I am still kind of horrified (and amused) by this story, and I don't think I should delve back into it, for fear of what I might produce.

But amber_32random wanted to know what happened the next time Lionel, Lex, and Clark got together.

So, I'm thinking Lionel now feels this great alliance with his son-in-law. He probably spends the whole time ignoring Lex and talking to Clark about all the great noctural thrusters in history. He likely speculates on whether or not Superman suffers from NT. And he must go on to detail other afflictions of the great and how he has had all of them at some time.

Heh. And, when you think about it, both he and Clark were temporarily blind.