Some gems from today...
About "Waylaid at Midway":
"well, this is definitely one of the weirder porn fics i've ever read."
(Bwah!)
"And when she says "waylaid" she MEANS "WAYlaid"."
(Yes, yes, I do.)
"The one where John makes poor shopping choices, and games ensue."
(I would never know which fic this was referring to. I wouldn't know it was ONE OF MY OWN.)
"One of those fics that is PRETTY MUCH A DOCUMENTARY of John and Rodney's sex life. The wrong condoms! Naked catapult matches to decide a dispute about safe sex! A camel-condom balloon! WTF"
About "Straight as a Circle":
"sheppard wakes up straight. OH NOES!"
"After an offworld mission, John wakes up to find himself inexplicably ungay. Which kind of puts a damper on all the hot sex he's been having with Rodney."
(1000000% better than my own crappy summary.)
"Aliens make John lose his gay"
About "Theory of Acquired Characters":
"Ronon is AWESOME."
"Ronon plays hackeysack."
(Oh, Ronon, you goddamn show-stealer. This is why I try to leave you OUT of my stories now.)
About "Static Interference":
"Maybe John should pay more attention to what Rodney says. Then again, if it leads to blow jobs..."
"John doesn't listen when Rodney really gets going, and one day it just comes around and bites him in the ass. Metaphorically."
(Oh, but it should have bitten him in the ass LITERALLY. I missed a golden opportunity here!)
"This is the type of thing that happens when John doesn't listen."
(That one's my favorite. I wish I could retroactively put it into the fic somewhere.)
About "Where the Sun Don't Shine":
"I approve of team nudity."
"But why are all my clothes gone?"
(I hope this is in reference to the fic.)
"The classic "gate strips them naked" trope."
(This is CLASSIC? Dear lord, POINT ME TO THE REPOSITORY.)
About "Plan C":
"The content that you are about to view may contain material only suitable for adults. To continue, you must confirm that you are at least 18 years of age. (Check Bathroom Cleaner)."
(I changed my mind. THIS IS MY FAVORITE.)
- Mood:
amused
Comments
I like Ronon with small fiddly Earth technology. Something about the big tough warrior alien hunched over a Blackberry or a Nintendo DS just makes me happy.
(1000000% better than my own crappy summary.)
Hee! I'm absurdly pleased to have amused you back. I have massive amounts of love for that story.
But only because people don't talk about me. ;)
You, on the other hand, are clearly bringing the crack to the peoples! Good job. :)