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Oh, oh, flist.
If I end up writing a fic where John survives the jumper crash in Before I Sleep, only to become an Ancient human pet, then to be neutered by a glowy wand and to discover that the expedition's tiny beds actually EXPAND MASSIVELY with the touch of a button and that his ATA gene is the result of some really disturbing semi-bestiality on the part of his Ancient forefathers and that they've been EATING LUNCH in the Ancient Place of Coitus, right off the Rutting Platforms...
I'm just saying, it'd be your own damn fault.
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I'm pretty sure your flist will be happy to accept the heavy weight of the blame as we all really, really want to see this crackfic in all its cracky, crack-tastic, crack-licious glory.
Sadly, it also means that no one will ever write the non-cracky version of a John-and-Radek-survive AU, as nobody will want to touch this particular plot-bunny with a 10-foot pole after the crackfic is posted.
::SORROW!::
So... you'll be posting this *when* exactly? ;^)