You do this to me every time, you twinky seductive little challenge, you.

*eyes fic which is already 2500 words long*

*eyes flist with mad crazy good promptiness*

*eyes AU landscaper!Sheppard, who is standing in Sam Carter's kitchen chopping peppers and also wearing Sam's USAF sweatpants and just generally being irresistible*

*eyes AU billionaire!McKay, who is cutting himself and being a moron and calling Sheppard a cross-dresser and just generally being rather unseductive (unlike this twinky seductive little challenge)*

This may take a while.

*sighs*

*types some more*


Oooh lala. Been looking for hot new dishes forEVER. Yaye! \0/