Dear Dr. Love,
There's a certain rather talkative and distinguished Nobel-caliber astrophysicist I've seen hereabouts who I'd like to bend over a lab bench and introduce to my large silicon strap-on friend, "God" (as in "oh God... God,yes...oh my God this is the best sex I've ever had") but I don't know how receptive he'd be to the idea. Any insights on that, Dr. Mc--Love?

signed,
A. Fizzix Fan