Dear Insecure One,

Face it: your lover *doesn't* find you attractive as you are. In fact, considering that your lover actually wants you to dress up as a hideous life-sucking leather-loving Marilyn Manson-esque alien bug-creature -- considering that your lover would actually view this as an *improvement* on your appearance -- I'm going to go ahead and venture a guess that you're just plain ugly.

So what should you do? Well, since you seem to be getting laid (against all statistical odds), you should do whatever the fuck you can to make sure that you continue to get laid: dress up like a Wraith, dress up like a vat of gelatin, dress up like Dr. Weir and spank him with a spatula. Chances are that your lover is eventually going to realize that you can't make a silk purse out of a butt-ugly person and you will be dumped. I advise trying to get as many assisted orgasms as possible in the short time remaining.