For
mecurtin. Her prompt is found in the first line, though quite abridged to fit in drabble land.
“The terminal velocity of a falling human with limbs outstretched is about 120 miles per hour - slower than a lead balloon, but much faster than a feather.”
Clark flops back onto the bed, groaning. Sometimes Lex sounds exactly like the AI.
“That’s probably why I’m so bruised.” Lex frowns at his reflection as he unbuttons his shirt.
This gets Clark’s attention. “You’re bruised?”
Lex winces as he pulls his shirt open, revealing broad black stripes under each arm.
Clark gets up on one elbow to see the damage for himself. “Next time, I’ll just let you fall,” he offers.
For
elandrialore, who gave the word 't-shirt':
Tom lifts the hem of his perspiration-sodden t-shirt and wipes his forehead with the hem. “Come on, bring it, Rosenbaum.”
Michael dribbles the ball, grinning. He’s almost as sweaty as Tom but it’s less obvious because of his close-cropped hair. It’s only evident if you look in other places, like his scarred upper lip.
Michael breaks, fakes his way left and then goes right around Tom. Even though Tom has a few inches on him, Michael has a good lay-up and he knows it.
But it leaves them both breathless when Tom bends down to kiss the victory smirk away.
For
margueritem, who gave "bread and cheese"
“That’s not a sandwich.”
“It’s the best kind of sandwich,” answers Clark confidently.
“It’s a cholesterol bomb.”
“I’m not that concerned about my cholesterol levels,” says Clark. He lifts the grilled cheese off the pan and takes a bite. He speaks the next sentence around his mouthful. “You do realize you’re not exactly fat, don’t you?”
Lex tries not to look pleased, but Clark catches him flattening a hand over his belly.
“Want a bite?”
Lex’s instinctive moue of distaste falters when the sandwich is close enough for him to smell. He takes it from Clark. “Never speak of this.”
“The terminal velocity of a falling human with limbs outstretched is about 120 miles per hour - slower than a lead balloon, but much faster than a feather.”
Clark flops back onto the bed, groaning. Sometimes Lex sounds exactly like the AI.
“That’s probably why I’m so bruised.” Lex frowns at his reflection as he unbuttons his shirt.
This gets Clark’s attention. “You’re bruised?”
Lex winces as he pulls his shirt open, revealing broad black stripes under each arm.
Clark gets up on one elbow to see the damage for himself. “Next time, I’ll just let you fall,” he offers.
For
Tom lifts the hem of his perspiration-sodden t-shirt and wipes his forehead with the hem. “Come on, bring it, Rosenbaum.”
Michael dribbles the ball, grinning. He’s almost as sweaty as Tom but it’s less obvious because of his close-cropped hair. It’s only evident if you look in other places, like his scarred upper lip.
Michael breaks, fakes his way left and then goes right around Tom. Even though Tom has a few inches on him, Michael has a good lay-up and he knows it.
But it leaves them both breathless when Tom bends down to kiss the victory smirk away.
For
“That’s not a sandwich.”
“It’s the best kind of sandwich,” answers Clark confidently.
“It’s a cholesterol bomb.”
“I’m not that concerned about my cholesterol levels,” says Clark. He lifts the grilled cheese off the pan and takes a bite. He speaks the next sentence around his mouthful. “You do realize you’re not exactly fat, don’t you?”
Lex tries not to look pleased, but Clark catches him flattening a hand over his belly.
“Want a bite?”
Lex’s instinctive moue of distaste falters when the sandwich is close enough for him to smell. He takes it from Clark. “Never speak of this.”
- Mood:
creative

Comments
My brother also told me, the other day after watching a Superman Returns preview, that they did problems in his physics class proving that a person being caught by Superman mid-fall would die because of the amount of G-force. Then I pointed out that Superman probably realized this and did a slight dip when he caught them so the g-force wouldn't catch up all at once.
My brother looked at me like I was a weirdo. I don't normally venture into the topic of physics.
Ooo, Katie, I knew Clark would catch him!
Never mind.
Oh, but Lex'd be all calm. It's *Lex*! *g*
(Everything I learned about g-force, I learned from SG-1.)
The title of the newest NY Times bestseller!
*nods* Of course he does! Superman's not as doofy as Clark, after all.
Also?
“Never speak of this.”
Hee!
LOL!
And, yeah, ITA that Superman should be able to decelerate people as gently as he likes, if he has enough room before hitting the ground.
Says the person who is really really bad at physics.
"Never speak of this."
Tee hee.
Nice to see fic from you again, I've missed seeing you and your work on LJ.
*g* He *so* would. Brat!Clark.