Ooookay...

So I did this with GarageBand/iTunes, and it's an M4A file... but you all can do phone posts, too. It's just that I'd have to call long distance to do it.

Christmassy Omiai Reading

Gather 'round the fireplace, children while I stumble my way through smoothly narrate a tale.

Okay, now everyone else go and do it! GO!