Pairing: Arthur/Eames (or, alternately, Arthur's thighs/Eames' beard)
Rating: Explicit
Length: ~7000 words
Summary: Eames would gladly welcome comparisons to other dashing bearded men, but Eames rarely gets what he wants when it comes to Arthur.

A/N: Title is from Gaga, but you all know that, don't you? Also, Xen wanted me to provide this alternate title:

"I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS (about facial hair)".

So there that is. Thanks to xenakis for insisting upon beard porn, and to stars_collected and lately for audiencing along the way too. Thanks also to cherrybina for posting 1,000,000 photos of JGL's amazing thighs exactly when I needed the visual inspiration.

I Want Your Psycho (AO3 link)