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Dec. 15th, 2007 (UTC)

7:03 PM (UTC)

"We've been separated for what, ten days" -- "A year and a half," corrected Sam -

"Sam said I was smart?" Rodney preened.

"Cooking," said Rodney. "Can you chop peppers or are you purely decorative?"

I'm trying to get you into bed with me in the most blatantly literal way, and yet you still seem confused!"

"You totally knew I was sleeping with you because I thought you were sleeping with my wife," he pointed out. "Not that I'm in any position to judge, clearly."

And that's just Rodney :)