I love this *to death*. And I'd have to say this is my favorite paragraph: But Tom Welling isn’t exactly a typical barista-perv, Michael reminds himself as he goes to pour Tom’s venti dark roast. For one thing, he’s straight and married (Michael knows how to use IMDb too) and for another -- for another… I don't know what's more fun: TW, barista-perv, or them looking up each other on IMDB.