Whoa, somehow I managed to post three fics without telling LJ/DW about it. What is this new era in which we live? (Also, I just seriously struggled to make that 'era' and not 'ear', and I'm giggling over the image of living in a new ear.)

Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 2000 words
Summary: Arthur can also name every single character in the Night Garden. (Yes, even the Pontipines and the Haahoos.)

A/N: It's a Five Things fic in the Schmoop!Bomb series.

Five little monkeys (jumping on the bed)

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Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 191 words
Summary: Arthur's crowning glory, much to his dismay.

A/N: For lately. Just a (very) little ficlet I wrote in an email.

Locked

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Rating: Teen (mostly for language)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1500 words
Summary: It's probably a good thing Arthur doesn't go round armed when he's in the waking world.

A/N: For my poor dear xenakis, who had a similar human-bike-car collision and is now sporting her own road rash half-beard. *pets her very gently*

Rash