The decision to try posting completed fic only to AO3 and linking from here is brought to you by the ennui borne of fixing ridic after-the-fact typos in three places, over and over and over... I am hoping AO3 is by now mainstream enough that no one is entirely put off by it? :D?

Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: NC-fucking-17
Length: 5300 words
Summary: Arthur's always listening to someone bang someone else two feet away. Eames thinks he hears a cat.

You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want

A/N: Written (mostly) on Twitter over the course of a day, made much much better by the liberal application of xenakis (for inspiration and general dirty-mindedness) and lately (for beta nit-picking and surprisingly extended discussions of how Arthur wakes up/reacts when Eames comes into the room.) Thanks also to all my Twitter fen for putting up with over 200 tweets' worth of whatever this is. Title is from Avenue Q.