Back is evil evilitude today. Gah. On the other hand, I have an excuse to take muscle relaxants and put off raking the damn lawn. Whoo.

Rating: PG
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard... oh, it's somewhere in there. I swear.
Length: 815 words
Spoilers: None, really. I'm only up to 4.02 myself, but I started writing this mid-S3, so let's call it AU from there.
Summary: “I’m thinking he looks like a Ben.” Follows directly on the heels of Knicky Knocky Nine Doors.

A/N: Silly, silly, silly. This series may get more serious eventually. But for now, silly, silly, silly.

( Don't Wear It Out )