Oh dear lord, I finally managed it! I wrote SGA! *dances dance of glee*

Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Genre: Humour, first-time.
Summary: “Jesus, what did Carson say to you?” John asked, stunned. “Did he tell you that you were about to get cancer or something?”
A/N: Thanks to iykwim for audiencing. I'm tempted to say something self-defeating here about first fics in a new fandom, etc. etc., but I won't! Dammit! General spoilers for S2, nothing specific.

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