Holy crap! I am so glad you are all right. I saw your tweet and was suitably worried/impressed by the breadth of your Adventure in Europe. We're all lucky you got help when you did. (Also, your tour bus was hit by a semi around the same time?? IS YOUR LIFE A MOVIE.)

I empathize with your bloody tear through foreign lands, though I've never made a nurse actually say "oh my gott" to me. Good job on that one.

tldr Isn't being a woman awesome?? & Glad you're okay. :)