Rating: General (but with swearing)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 700 words
Summary: Fact: this couch has never heard of scotchguard.

A/N: For xenakis, because I missed out on the couch snuggles on my first birthday fic go-round and some wrongs must be righted. Also, this fic makes it clear that in addition to me thinking flatulence is comedy gold, I apparently cannot resist having a character list off improbable disease risks in a fit of hypochondria.

Infectious (on AO3)