Christmas night, Santa gets Smallvilled while delivering gifts. The effects of the meteor mojo are up to you, but it'd be fun if Santa developed an irresistible crush on Martha and made Jonathan jealous, and additionally, had to hide out at the Kents' while Clark helped him. Also, it'd be good if Lex and Santa have a history together, where wee!Lex got mad at Santa over something heartbreaking (possibly to do with Lillian's death) and... whatever. You do the thinking.

This whole post is really nothing but an excuse for me to poke at you about getting on with Constellation.

Please?


-Xan