Hah! Rodney would so be into farting in bed. He's far too lazy and into his creature comforts to bother being nice about it.

Hahaha... It's *his* bed too! He's not going to change a lifetime of habit just for John's prissy rules!

Thanks! Turned out that the rash was an allergic reaction to the cold/flu virus itself, oddly enough. More than 6 weeks later and it's nearly gone -- just dealing with a dozen little marks where I scratched myself into a scab, sigh.