Pantless Ronon FTW

[toomuchplor]

siria has written awesome Ronon-sans-pants fic!  I refuse to settle for any stories where Ronon is wearing pants from now on.  (This is mostly okay because unless the author refers specifically to Ronon's pants I can go on pretending that he is pantsless in pretty much every fic.  It's kind of amazing.)

What kind of undies does Ronon wear, anyway?

This makes me want to read an AU where Ronon and John are co-anchors on a morning news show and Ronon actually doesn't wear pants at all and John spends every newscast looking terrified and unhappy until Ronon initiates him into the ways of pantslessness (it's a word, shut up) and from then on every morning on ANN (Atlantis News Network, but you knew that) it's two happy happy news dudes who are totally not wearing pants below that formica table.

Also, Ronon would be the best newscaster ever: "Today, some guys talked about politics.  Boring.  While that story runs, I'm going to eat this entire bagel in 30 seconds."

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[cesare]

What kind of undies does Ronon wear, anyway?

Knitted ones. He makes them himself.

[toomuchplor]

Awesome. And potentially sweaty/itchy. I'm thinking green and sort of fuzzy.

[cesare]

Absolutely. It's a very soft, silky, fuzzy yarn. They're warm, and yet they breathe. And wick away moisture. Ronon was on the run all those years; he knows durable, comfortable clothes!

[toomuchplor]

Ronon was on the run all those years; he knows durable, comfortable clothes!

I am now picturing a story where for whatever reason Rodney is forced to wear some of Ronon's clothes, which he's always thought of as all wrong - leather! laces! sleeveless! - and then Rodney discovers that they are (while too big for him by far) SUPER NICE AND COMFY AND SOFT. Who knew that he could do a lot more bad-ass sparring stuff when he's not being held back by tight BDU pants?