"Dear Dr. Love,

I just found out my boyfriend is keeping statistical charts on our sex life! I don't know whether to be flattered or horrified because there are power point charts.

Is this normal?

Dear Statistically Challenged Moron,

Yes, it's perfectly normal.

p.s. they weren't in PowerPoint, they were in Excel. Jesus."

I loved the whole fic, but this is the part where I laughed really loudly in a very quiet public place.