In which I am heartless. Finally.

[toomuchplor]

Wow, this is actually my first big flist-related wank, and I've been around for like 3 years now! Bravo to the brave few, y'all. That shit pinged my weird-o-meter *instantly* and I'm glad you guys had the cajones to go all sleuth-y and figure things out.

(I really don't think of myself as a cynical person, but I do pride myself on having a bullshit detector that's, like, factory-installed, and precious little patience for bullshit. And I figure this is like a rite of passage for me as a fannish person because I think I've passed the mystical stage of starry sweet politeness to one and all. Not that I'm going to embrace universal rudeness and cruelty -- just that I'm done with the pretense of being lovable and darling 100% of the time. I'm not really that nice. Shocking, isn't it? Heh.)

(And now I'm totally wondering who on my flist actually thinks of me as a nice person. Maybe the act hasn't been that convincing after all! *g* Hrm, how about a poll?:

[Poll #879562])

Also in the land of Random Pointlessness, a meme taken from yin_again:

Copy a line from any of my fics, post it in the comments section, and I have to guess which fic it's from.

I promise I won't cheat. Fic is (mostly) here or on this lj.

Comments

[feliz581.livejournal.com]

"Clark opened his mouth to protest, but Lex spoke before he could get a word in."

Meme fun! :D

[like-cheap-wine.livejournal.com]

"You're not peeing, are you?"
*G*

[preciosatt.livejournal.com]

I'm alomst certain that this would be too easy but here goes:

Michael’s not one to get thrown by celebs and he knows that because he was a minor celeb himself about seven years ago.

As for your level of evillness, well there are some things in this life that require cynicism. A photobucket with stages of ultrasounds is one of them.

[hey-miss-missy.livejournal.com]

Stops walking, stops talking. I bet this one's easy.

[laurab1.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear ;)