It is no wonder I write ridiculous things

[toomuchplor]

My dear IRL friend iykwim is having a crap time lately with work. I do a crap job at cheering her up over chat. Seriously, this is the kind of conversation we have almost every day:

me: so
tangentially
occasionally I ask Sully [my dog]
"What's up?"
And then
"What up dog?"
AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME
NOT HIM THOUGH.

iykwim: hahahahaa

me: HE DOES NOT LAUGH

iykwim: Why wouldn't he laugh at that???

me: HE IS SUCH A JERK
I just did it again
And he was all
SHUT UP

iykwim:  what an ass!

me: So at least your dog isn't a humourless asshole?

Comments

[iykwim.livejournal.com]

Our daily conversations like this are the only thing that are keeping me sane!! Haha! <3!

[toomuchplor.livejournal.com]

MST3KKKKKKKKKKK

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mspixieriot.livejournal.com]

Aw, I always got the impression that Sully would have a great sense of humour!

[toomuchplor.livejournal.com]

You'd think so but he's totally a jerk. I just tried it again and he glared at me. It must be an only child thing.

[mspixieriot.livejournal.com]

Maybe! It doesn't matter what I say, mine just look at me like "Wow mom, you're so FASCINATING!" Great for my ego, really.

[issuesgrrrl.livejournal.com]

It's like he's some kind of 'too cool for the room' hipster dog - full of latte, cigarettes and distain... ;^p