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Eamespreg Fic: the thoughts we thought

2014-01-08T20:08:01Z

the thoughts we thought (697 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Kid POV, Post Mpreg, Schmoop, Domestic
Series: Part 14 of Eamespreg
Summary:

Bert's mum plays favourites.

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Inception Fic: Bed Head

2013-09-25T13:54:09Z

Bed Head (1084 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Shameless Smut, Morning Sex, Barebacking, Possessive Behavior, Morning After, Morning Wood
Summary:

It's only fair given the way Arthur is after sex in the evenings, the puppy-wriggle of him, how he insists on talking Eames' ear off when Eames is two half-snores away from nothingness; Arthur sitting up against the headboard in his tiny orange pants with his iPad on his knee blasting dance remixes; Arthur with pinch-marks livid on his skin and dried saliva on his nipples and far too many observations about whatever he's finding on buzzfeed.

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Fic: Le mot impossible

2013-09-16T03:04:40Z

Le mot impossible (3667 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ariadne/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Ariadne (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Pegging, Blow Jobs, Casual Sex, Drunk Sex, Lesbian Sex, Lesbian Character
Summary:

...n'est pas français.

[The word 'impossible' is not French.]

- Napoleon Bonaparte

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Pacific Rim Fic: The Observer Effect

2013-09-05T22:02:49Z

The Observer Effect (1844 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pacific Rim (2013)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Raleigh Becket/Mako Mori
Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, News Media, Press and Tabloids, Post-Canon
Summary:

She spends her days in front of mirrors and cameras, but it's through Raleigh's eyes that she sees herself best.

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Inception Fic: Rumpled

2013-09-05T04:16:18Z

Rumpled (2296 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Yusuf (Inception)
Additional Tags: Sleepwalking, Canon Compliant, Pre-Slash, Cuddling & Snuggling
Summary:

Tucking Arthur into bed isn't supposed to be a part of Eames' daily routine.

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Steinway Ficlet: Glaub' ich blind zu sein

2013-08-21T15:31:10Z

Glaub' ich blind zu sein (1441 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Prequel, Alternate Universe - Classical Music, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Pining
Series: Part 29 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

Eames really had no inkling he could be capable of this level of restraint.

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Steinway Ficlet: Deh, vieni, non tardar

2013-08-19T14:49:07Z

Deh, vieni, non tardar (1141 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Slice of Life, Musicians, Classical Music, Teaching, Students
Series: Part 16 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

Eames could swear Arthur said five o'clock.

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The Mighty Fall

2013-08-07T14:23:52Z

The Mighty Fall (331 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Ficlet
Summary:

I just hope when you see me I’m not see-through

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Eamespreg Coda: How Darwinian

2013-08-05T18:46:30Z

How Darwinian (1019 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Original Characters
Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Domestic, Slice of Life, Grocery Shopping, Humor
Series: Part 2 of Eamespreg
Summary:

Arthur still takes point; it's what he does.

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et les mots croisés (completed!)

2013-07-27T04:58:12Z

et les mots croisés (39927 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 6/6
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception), Arthur/Original Character
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Ariadne (Inception)
Additional Tags: Mpreg, Unplanned Pregnancy, Casual Sex, Canon Compliant, Lactation Kink, Lactation, Pregnant Sex, Genderbending, Genderqueer
Summary:

Sometimes you can be working at cross-purposes and still find yourselves intersecting at just the right angle.

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Inception Fic: Pinnae

2013-07-15T05:47:47Z

Pinnae (2011 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Ariadne (Inception), Yusuf (Inception)
Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Biting, Ears, First Time, Awkwardness, Hand Jobs
Summary:

Eames learned all the proper words in life drawing class, and most of them have trickled back out of his brain like so much water in the intervening years, but he remembers pinnae.

(Alternatively: Arthur gets a haircut, and later on it rains.)

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The Eagle Fic: Póga

2013-07-12T05:53:33Z

Póga (1092 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Eagle | The Eagle of the Ninth (2011)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Marcus Flavius Aquila/Esca Mac Cunoval
Additional Tags: First Time, First Kiss, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Domestic, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Schmoop
Summary:

Esca means to show Marcus what it is to kiss slowly.

(God help me, I am writing Eagle fic. Two years after the movie came out. I know.)

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Inception Fic: Hard to Pin

2013-07-08T02:56:29Z

Hard to Pin (3838 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Substitution, Dom/sub Undertones, Mild Kink, Canon Compliant, First Time, One Night Stands, Smut
Summary:

It takes two glasses of whiskey to work up the nerve but Arthur's determined to see this through, now.

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Comme à Pétrarque apparaissait Laura

2013-06-20T03:46:05Z

Comme à Pétrarque apparaissait Laura (1144 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception)
Additional Tags: Weddings, Cuddling & Snuggling, Sharing a Bed, Anxiety, Insomnia, Established Relationship
Series: Part 27 of Steinway!verse
Summary:

'Co-dependent' is such an ugly word. Eames much prefers to think of them as 'mutually supportive' when it comes to their interlocking neuroses.

The night before the wedding.

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Sliver/Splinter

2013-06-05T03:10:30Z

Sliver/Splinter (546 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Ariadne (Inception)
Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Compliant
Summary:

In which Eames channels Gaia, Arthur channels the Mythbusters, and Ariadne means it when she says not to touch her shit, Eames.

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Steinway Fic: Il est bon, l'enfant

2013-04-21T03:15:42Z

Il est bon, l'enfant (6749 words) by toomuchplor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Inception (2010)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Arthur/Eames (Inception)
Characters: Arthur (Inception), Eames (Inception), Yusuf (Inception), Mal (Inception)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Classical Music, Musicians, Operas, Music, Semi-Public Sex, Mild Painplay, Ravel - Freeform, Singing, Piano, Pet Names, Cats
Series: Part 17 of Steinway!verse

Summary:

It takes a few years to break in a factory-new piano like Arthur's Steinway; in related news, Arthur and Eames are both still getting used to the glint of wedding bands on their ring fingers.

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Fic Year in Review 2012

2013-01-01T01:07:30Z

2003: 9 stories. The Year of Discovering Fandom.
2004: 40 stories. The Year of First Fandom Love.
2005: 17 stories. The Year of First Fandom Disenchantment.
2006: 18 stories. The Year of Second Fandom Love and First Fandom Farewell.
2007: 19 stories. The Year of 'Yep, This Is All the Time I Have For This.'
2008: 8 stories. The Year I Drifted Away.
2009: 8 stories. The Year I Was Gone A Lot.
2010: 14 stories. The Year I Came Back, Yaye!
2011: 28 stories. The Year I Wrote A Whole Fucking Fuckton.
2012: 39 stories. Whoa. Uh, I didn't expect that?

All told: 200 stories over a decade (!!!) of fandom. AO3 tells me my wordcount is 941,905 words, and I've got a personal goal of hitting 1,000,000 words by the 10th anniversary of my first fic posted on August 28, 2003.

( The list )

( The rambly thinky part )

( Next Year, I Will... )

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Fic Round-Up: 2 Inception Fics and 1 Teen Wolf

2012-09-24T20:18:44Z

I suck; I haven't cross-posted these. Sorry.

Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: girl!Arthur/Eames
Length: 3,300 words
Summary: “It’s not about what you need, Eames,” Arthur says, and slips her thighs apart, urges him down between them.
Content Notes: Contains cis!girl!Arthur and (by extrapolation) bi-or-het-Eames. Stocking fetish, sort of. Cunnilingus. Car sex. Basically it's filth. :D

when i'm between your thighs (you blow me away) - on AO3

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Fandom: Teen Wolf
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Length: 5,200 words
Summary: Stiles never knows if it's worse when Derek Hale steps out of the shadows or when he slinks back into them; either way, Stiles never expected to have this many feelings about his stupid old yellow owl shirt.
Content Notes: Underage fic (Stiles is his canon age in this). Otherwise, no warnings except that I cannot be kept from making fart references in fic. And I refuse to apologize.

How far do I have to go to get to you - on AO3

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Fandom: Inception
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1,300 words
Summary: It's still far better than if Eames tried to give Arthur a voice lesson.
Content Notes: In the Steinway!verse, shortly after Arthur and Eames reunite. But not too shortly after. Basically fluff and music!porn.

Die Glücklichen - on AO3

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D&C in the BRD

2012-08-14T22:14:15Z

So I mentioned on Twitter a while back that I had an exciting medical crisis while travelling in Germany, and I figured I might as well share the details for anyone who cares. The tl;dr version is that I had a minor surgery and I'm totally fine now.

( The more detailed version is here, below the cut. )

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Unkissed Fic: Ground and Pound

2012-07-14T19:20:02Z

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Tom/Joe
Length: 4300 words

Summary:

From Wikipedia:

"Ground-and-pound is a strategy consisting of taking an opponent to the ground using a takedown or throw, obtaining a top, or dominant position [...] Ground-and-pound is also used as a precursor to attempting submission holds."

(source)

A/N: It's worth noting that this fic contains bits of the following kinks: rough sex, D/s, dubcon roleplay/fantasy (though no actual dubcon), orgasm denial, edging, size kink. Set approximately 36 hours before "Mi casa..." and can be viewed as a sort of Tom POV companion piece to that fic. Chalk the 300% higher wordcount up to Tom's nonstop brain. In the Unkissed 'verse.

I also need to credit a convo with nightreveals on Twitter for the whole "Joe pins Tom" aspect of this fic. I've been trying to write this ever since then!

Read it on AO3 or here below the cut:

( Ground and Pound )

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Unkissed Fic: Mi casa...

2012-07-13T15:24:17Z

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF
Pairing: Tom/Joe
Rating: Mature
Length: 1000 words
Summary: Normally Joe gets grumpy and unreasonable if he goes too long without eating. Trust Tom to have found a loophole.

A/N: Written as twitfic late at night for prompts: Tom/Joe, food, and someone being a fusspot. (Thanks to abbylee, anatsuno, and analia_the_1st for said prompts, and sorry I failed on the porn front. And a bit on the fusspot front, come to that.)

Set in the present-ish (July 2012) I suppose, but in some AU where Tom is visiting Joe in L.A. just before the TDKR press goes into overdrive. Part of the Unkissed 'verse. As much as anything is. Heh.

Read on AO3 or below the cut here.

( Mi casa... )

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Unkissed Fic: Fine Taste

2012-07-02T21:36:04Z

Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Joe/Tom
Length: 2100 words

Summary:

Tom finds himself clutching a pair of unmentionables in a very posh hotel lobby in Swakopmund. The rest is inevitable.

A/N: Set in the present (July 2012), in the Unkissed 'verse. Said 'verse has been jossed all to hell and back by, you know, the real world. So please consider it to be, not an actual complete fictional world with its own carefully-planned logic, but rather a shameless excuse to write tinhat fic where Joe and Tom are sekrit boyfriends.

Thanks to Lately and stars_collected for audiencing.

N.B.: This is not the Unkissed fic I expected to be writing in light of the delightful Tom/Joe/some-other-guy-who-cares photo that surfaced yesterday. But this is what came to me as I was fixing lunch, and I know better than to argue with the muses after nearly nine years of writing fic.

Disclaimer: None of this is the least bit true. Except for the part about the Namib desert leaving sand in your arsecrack. That much I can claim as personal experience. D:

( Fine Taste )

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Fic: a guy like you (should wear a warning)

2012-06-24T03:18:36Z

Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 4500 words

Summary: In which Eames’ excuse for getting naked in front of Arthur is even more filmy and transparent than his panties — and that’s saying something.

Content Notes: Crossdressing kink, sort of.

A/N: Xen and I tag-teamed a little fic off the cuff the last few days, trying a format in which she’d draw a picture prompt and I’d respond with a bit of the story, then she’d draw what happened next, and so on. (In Xen’s defense she sketched all these things on her iPhone. LIKE A BOSS. Also the first one is a Draw Something masterpiece. Heh.) Anyway, that’s what’s going on here. Mostly it’s just straight-up porn. (This format may eventually reappear in a less porn-centric fic, by the way.)

Title is from Britney Spears’ “Toxic” because we already had to reject a Britney-derived title once this week and this fic is deserving of…no more? :P

Thanks to Yvi and anat both for doing amazing *and* lightning-fast beta work on this. Any remaining errors are mine alone.

Read on AO3 or below the cut, here:

( a guy like you (should wear a warning) )

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Fic: Like a Hook Into an Eye

2012-06-22T21:28:42Z

Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 9700 words

Summary: Sometimes when you run the tape backwards, you find something unexpected encoded in the noise.

Content Notes: No warnings apply.

A/N: In spite of the somewhat srs bsns summary above, this is essentially a light-hearted fic. It started when I suggested to Xen that I wanted to write silly fluffy porn about Eames being the ex Arthur can’t seem to keep from fucking. Xen replied (brilliantly as per usual) “OR VICE VERSA” and then my head exploded. This fic crawled out of the smoking ruins thereof. It was a bit of work to keep it from pivoting over into angst, I tell you, but I think I managed it. (I cannot promise the same about schmoop, however.)

Thanks to Xen, anat, and Lately for audiencing, beta-ing, grammar-picking, character-building, making sense of the atypical chronology of this story (maps!), and helping me aim for the right ending because I did not plot out a 10K fic when I started typing the first line. All remaining errors are mine.

Read on AO3 or here, below the cut:

( Like a Hook Into an Eye )

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Fic: I See France

2012-06-21T00:36:27Z

Fandom: Inception
Rating: Teen (for language, pretty much)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1000 words, ish.

Summary: Arthur likes to think of it as gallantry; Eames mostly just thinks it's cute.

A/N: Warning: (skip) Because today we got talking about boys in dresses and panties on Twitter, and also because xenakis thought it would be a cool way to approach the canonical nature of Eames' gender queer identity. N.B. - while I fully support crossdressing kink, this fic is not a kink fic. It's just about an Eames who likes to wear dresses and make-up and heels sometimes, and an Arthur who loves him.

Read on AO3 or right here, below the cut:

( I See France )

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