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I suck; I haven't cross-posted these. Sorry.

Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: girl!Arthur/Eames
Length: 3,300 words
Summary: “It’s not about what you need, Eames,” Arthur says, and slips her thighs apart, urges him down between them.
Content Notes: Contains cis!girl!Arthur and (by extrapolation) bi-or-het-Eames. Stocking fetish, sort of. Cunnilingus. Car sex. Basically it's filth. :D

when i'm between your thighs (you blow me away) - on AO3


Fandom: Teen Wolf
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Derek/Stiles
Length: 5,200 words
Summary: Stiles never knows if it's worse when Derek Hale steps out of the shadows or when he slinks back into them; either way, Stiles never expected to have this many feelings about his stupid old yellow owl shirt.
Content Notes: Underage fic (Stiles is his canon age in this). Otherwise, no warnings except that I cannot be kept from making fart references in fic. And I refuse to apologize.

How far do I have to go to get to you - on AO3


Fandom: Inception
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1,300 words
Summary: It's still far better than if Eames tried to give Arthur a voice lesson.
Content Notes: In the Steinway!verse, shortly after Arthur and Eames reunite. But not too shortly after. Basically fluff and music!porn.

Die Glücklichen - on AO3

Fic: a guy like you (should wear a warning)

  • Jun. 23rd, 2012 at 8:03 PM
toomuchplor: (eames smoking)
Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 4500 words

Summary: In which Eames’ excuse for getting naked in front of Arthur is even more filmy and transparent than his panties — and that’s saying something.

Content Notes: Crossdressing kink, sort of.

A/N: Xen and I tag-teamed a little fic off the cuff the last few days, trying a format in which she’d draw a picture prompt and I’d respond with a bit of the story, then she’d draw what happened next, and so on. (In Xen’s defense she sketched all these things on her iPhone. LIKE A BOSS. Also the first one is a Draw Something masterpiece. Heh.) Anyway, that’s what’s going on here. Mostly it’s just straight-up porn. (This format may eventually reappear in a less porn-centric fic, by the way.)

Title is from Britney Spears’ “Toxic” because we already had to reject a Britney-derived title once this week and this fic is deserving of…no more? :P

Thanks to Yvi and anat both for doing amazing *and* lightning-fast beta work on this. Any remaining errors are mine alone.

Read on AO3 or below the cut, here:

a guy like you (should wear a warning) )

Fic: Like a Hook Into an Eye

  • Jun. 22nd, 2012 at 3:10 PM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 9700 words

Summary: Sometimes when you run the tape backwards, you find something unexpected encoded in the noise.

Content Notes: No warnings apply.

A/N: In spite of the somewhat srs bsns summary above, this is essentially a light-hearted fic. It started when I suggested to Xen that I wanted to write silly fluffy porn about Eames being the ex Arthur can’t seem to keep from fucking. Xen replied (brilliantly as per usual) “OR VICE VERSA” and then my head exploded. This fic crawled out of the smoking ruins thereof. It was a bit of work to keep it from pivoting over into angst, I tell you, but I think I managed it. (I cannot promise the same about schmoop, however.)

Thanks to Xen, anat, and Lately for audiencing, beta-ing, grammar-picking, character-building, making sense of the atypical chronology of this story (maps!), and helping me aim for the right ending because I did not plot out a 10K fic when I started typing the first line. All remaining errors are mine.

Read on AO3 or here, below the cut:

Like a Hook Into an Eye )

Fic: I See France

  • Jun. 20th, 2012 at 6:36 PM
toomuchplor: (arthur wtf face)
Fandom: Inception
Rating: Teen (for language, pretty much)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1000 words, ish.

Summary: Arthur likes to think of it as gallantry; Eames mostly just thinks it's cute.

A/N: Warning: (skip) Because today we got talking about boys in dresses and panties on Twitter, and also because [personal profile] xenakis thought it would be a cool way to approach the canonical nature of Eames' gender queer identity. N.B. - while I fully support crossdressing kink, this fic is not a kink fic. It's just about an Eames who likes to wear dresses and make-up and heels sometimes, and an Arthur who loves him.

Read on AO3 or right here, below the cut:

I See France )

Steinway Fic: Du bist die Ruh

  • Jun. 12th, 2012 at 8:48 PM
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Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 21,400 words

Summary: Takes place in the Steinway!Verse, after Whither Thou Goest.

"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going" ~ Beverly Sills

Doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results is a good working definition of insanity.

Warnings/Content Notes: (skip) References to and plot points around mental illness, mental breakdown, post partum depression, and threatened harm to children (though no serious injury to children.) Read at your own discretion!

Read the story on AO3 or below the cut here on Dreamwidth.

Du bist die Ruh )

Steinway Fic: I Will Forget the Light

  • Jun. 12th, 2012 at 8:34 PM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Fandom: Inception
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames, Arthur/OMC, Eames/implied others
Length: 26,700 words

Summary: Set in the Steinway!Verse, after Chantant sur le mode mineur.

“The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth.” ~ Andre Segovia

Coming unravelled in your senior year is practically a tradition at the conservatory. Arthur's never been one to do things by halves.

Content Notes: Contains references to musician injury, open relationships, long distance relationship (failure), insomnia, and huge amounts of senior-year angst. Musicians live large, and that carries over to pain too, I'm afraid. All I can say is: in the grand scheme of things, the boys get their happy ending. But you already knew that if you've read the previous fics.


Read it on AO3 here (if you dare) or click through the cut below to check it out right here on DW.

I Will Forget the Light )

Steinway Fic: Gradus ad Parnassum

  • Jun. 6th, 2012 at 10:00 PM
toomuchplor: (eames pretty)
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: Teen
Length: 900 words

Summary: Composition is a discipline, every bit as much as playing the piano ever was.

A/N: Another one that [personal profile] xenakis resurrected from Gmail, bless her. Set in the Steinway 'Verse, a couple of years after Arthur reveals he's been composing. Title is from a very famous music theory text by a dude named Fux. Can't make this shit up, yo.

Read it on AO3 here or skip the queue and click on the cut-tag below:

Gradus ad Parnassum )

Steinway Fic: Return to Nestle Here

  • Jun. 6th, 2012 at 8:50 PM
toomuchplor: (arthur wtf face)
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: Mature
Length: 1100 words

Summary: Arthur has done it: he's conquered sleep.

A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] xenakis for rediscovering this fic in her email, as I'd completely forgotten it existed. I think it was originally written as chatfic for [personal profile] lately around the theme "Arthur is hyper after a big performance, until he's not." Set in the Steinway 'Verse, sometime in their married life. Title is from the poem by Rossetti, which is also well-known as an art song set by Somervell.

Read it on AO3 or, if you want to go around the traffic jam, right here below the cut.

Return to Nestle Here )
toomuchplor: (eames smoking)
Whoa, somehow I managed to post three fics without telling LJ/DW about it. What is this new era in which we live? (Also, I just seriously struggled to make that 'era' and not 'ear', and I'm giggling over the image of living in a new ear.)

Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 2000 words
Summary: Arthur can also name every single character in the Night Garden. (Yes, even the Pontipines and the Haahoos.)

A/N: It's a Five Things fic in the Schmoop!Bomb series.

Five little monkeys (jumping on the bed)


Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 191 words
Summary: Arthur's crowning glory, much to his dismay.

A/N: For [personal profile] lately. Just a (very) little ficlet I wrote in an email.



Rating: Teen (mostly for language)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1500 words
Summary: It's probably a good thing Arthur doesn't go round armed when he's in the waking world.

A/N: For my poor dear [personal profile] xenakis, who had a similar human-bike-car collision and is now sporting her own road rash half-beard. *pets her very gently*


Fic: Infectious

  • Apr. 19th, 2012 at 9:22 AM
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Rating: General (but with swearing)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 700 words
Summary: Fact: this couch has never heard of scotchguard.

A/N: For [personal profile] xenakis, because I missed out on the couch snuggles on my first birthday fic go-round and some wrongs must be righted. Also, this fic makes it clear that in addition to me thinking flatulence is comedy gold, I apparently cannot resist having a character list off improbable disease risks in a fit of hypochondria.

Infectious (on AO3)

Fic: The Sanctity of Patience

  • Apr. 18th, 2012 at 7:07 PM
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Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 4400 words
Warnings: None, really. It's less angsty and more moody than anything.
Summary: Arthur sketches the impossible. Eames does some manscaping. It's just another job, until it isn't.

A/N: For [personal profile] xenakis on the occasion of her birthday. Thanks to [personal profile] lately for handholding and sending :O emoticons at all the right moments.

Title is from Fairytale by Sara Bareilles, though the song has little to do with the fic.

The Sanctity of Patience (on AO3)

IBB Coda: Felix Culpa

  • Feb. 27th, 2012 at 10:23 PM
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Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 2800 words
Summary: Eames probably would have been pleased with a sandwich, but Arthur's got a knack for making Eames happy in surprising ways.

A/N: Missing scene of sorts from Oh, the Places You'll Go!. Sextra, really, from Eames' POV.

Felix Culpa (on AO3)

IBB Coda: Oh, the Places You'll Go!

  • Feb. 26th, 2012 at 8:42 AM
toomuchplor: (Default)
The last of the IBB codas written before I actually posted my IBB. Yay!

Rating: Mature
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 3600 words


You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.

~ Dr. Seuss

Oh, the Places You'll Go! (on AO3)
toomuchplor: (Default)
Oops, I forgot to post here when I put the last coda up. So! Two at once!

These are both in my "Nearly Home" 'verse, aka unrepentant schmoop. Consider yourself warned.

Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 600 words
Summary: Arthur may be caving on the whole concept of "sleep-training".

Sixty Minutes (on AO3)

Rating: Teen-ish, mostly for language
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1900 words
Summary: Having a preschooler is a lot like living with a drunken angry dwarf who doesn't speak English.

We Don't Negotiate With Terrorists (on AO3)

Inception Big Bang: Masterpost: Nearly Home

  • Feb. 13th, 2012 at 10:57 PM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Title: Nearly Home
Author: [personal profile] toomuchplor
Artist: [personal profile] xenakis

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 25,000 words
Character/Pairing(s): Arthur/Eames, Dom Cobb, Yusuf, Ariadne, Original Female Characters
Warnings: Strong language, sexual content. (See above, re. "explicit"?) Domestic fic, complete with (eventual) baby. Consider yourself warned.

Summary: Ndoto haihadithiwi ~ You can’t name a dream.

- Swahili Proverb

Arthur and Eames are on the verge of giving up mind crime when Cobb convinces Arthur to be his point man on one last job — which rather inevitably goes wrong. Eames is pulled into the mess as Cobb’s simple heist spirals into an attempt on inception. It’s time to stop trespassing on the dreams of others; building a home takes two sets of hands.

Link to Art: Art master post is HERE.

Author's Notes can be found on the AO3 post for the fic.

Nearly Home (AO3 link)

Steinway Fic: Chantant sur le mode mineur

  • Jan. 31st, 2012 at 3:48 PM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 12,800 words
Summary: Arthur's one of the bright lights of the conservatory, but he's sharing the stage with a star about to go supernova.

Notes: This takes place after Between the Notes, during Eames' final year at school. While I can't in all fairness label this as angst, I feel I should perhaps warn for something of an ambiguous ending, at least until I complete and post the next story in the series (which is mostly done, actually, but not quite ready for prime time.) I had planned to wait until all the big remaining story pieces were done but it occurred to me at last that this part is quite ready to go and putting it out there can only inspire me to work harder on getting the 'verse completed.

Also, Arthur is playing Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 3, which is a crazily ambitious thing for a 21 year old pianist to tackle.

Chantant sur le mode mineur (link to AO3)
toomuchplor: (Default)
Two fics, which are kind of weirdly different given that they were both written within 24 hours for the same person.

Fandom: Inception
Rating: PG (for language, really)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: ~2000 words
Summary: Art is calling for Eames, but somehow Arthur is always the one answering the door.

A/N: In Steinway!verse, set sometime after the boys get married.

And I Know It (on AO3)


Fandom: Inception/TDKR RPF
Rating: Very very very explicit? :D
Pairing: Tom/Joe
Length: 2900 words
Summary: Pillow mints are overrated anyway.

Content Notes: Barebacking first time, explicit, as well as some sort of vague sizekink and slight D/s undertones.

A/N: [personal profile] lately needed something to distract her from a boring day, so I went ahead and wrote something pretty filthy. In the Unkissed 'verse, set in the near future. Joe's done Sundance and goes to visit Tom in London. As one does. I had no idea, writing a little RPF fic back in August, that I would so enjoy revisiting the 'verse nearly half a year later. :D Title is from "The Indie Queens Are Waiting" by Dan Mangan. Thanks to [personal profile] xenakis for suggestions and hand-holding while I moaned about how I hate naming fics. Also for an interesting discussion about the word "parsimony", which does not appear in the fic below.

Are We Cool Now? )

Steinway Fic: And I Know It

  • Jan. 27th, 2012 at 8:40 AM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Fandom: Inception
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: General
Length: 2000 words

Summary: Art is calling for Eames, but somehow Arthur is always the one answering the door.

A/N: Set some time after Under the Steinway, in the Steinway 'verse. Title is from the aria "Art Is Calling For Me".

Read it on AO3 or click the cut-tag below to read it here:

And I Know It )

Fic: Tired Liar

  • Jan. 13th, 2012 at 11:36 PM
toomuchplor: (go to sleep mr. eames)
Just a little twitterfic I wrote the other night, neatened and properly posted now.

Rating: G
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 600 words
Summary: It's a symptom; it'll probably pass.

Tired Liar (AO3 link)

Fic: The Gentleman of the Lamp

  • Dec. 30th, 2011 at 12:08 PM
toomuchplor: (go to sleep mr. eames)
I owe far more than this fic post, but this will have to do for now. Am currently in England visiting the wonderful [personal profile] lately. All is well. :D

Rating: Teen and up (for references to violence and some strong language)
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Length: 1500 words
Summary: Eames isn't a worrier by nature.

Notes: Contains references to violence and injury (though none occurs in the course of the story).

The Gentleman of the Lamp

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