ext_2292 ([identity profile] cjandre.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] toomuchplor 2007-10-27 02:33 pm (UTC)

Not My Fault I'm an Alien Sex Magnet

Dear Dr. Love,

My boyfriend is becoming obsessively jealous of the aliens that capture me. Apparently, he thinks I'm pursuing a better, sexier class of alien than he is getting. How can I let him know that it's not about who has me tied up during the day, it's about who I get to tie up at night?

Sincerely,

Not My Fault I'm an Alien Sex Magnet

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