Excited about ab unusual plant I discovered on planet F6E 2GB, I brought a specimen to our expedition leader, and second in command of the Atlantis military, for a private demonstration. The details are unimportant, except to say that it was swell, or rather it caused something delicate to swell, but in a way that no man's anatomy is meant to do. Combined with the terrible itching my fern inflicted, I'm afraid he will never want to touch me again.
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Excited about ab unusual plant I discovered on planet F6E 2GB, I brought a specimen to our expedition leader, and second in command of the Atlantis military, for a private demonstration. The details are unimportant, except to say that it was swell, or rather it caused something delicate to swell, but in a way that no man's anatomy is meant to do. Combined with the terrible itching my fern inflicted, I'm afraid he will never want to touch me again.
Help!
Signed,
Forlorn.