ext_1970 ([identity profile] hyperfocused.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] toomuchplor 2007-09-28 07:38 am (UTC)

Dear Dr. Love,

Excited about ab unusual plant I discovered on planet F6E 2GB, I brought a specimen to our expedition leader, and second in command of the Atlantis military, for a private demonstration. The details are unimportant, except to say that it was swell, or rather it caused something delicate to swell, but in a way that no man's anatomy is meant to do. Combined with the terrible itching my fern inflicted, I'm afraid he will never want to touch me again.

Help!

Signed,

Forlorn.

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