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You will do no such thing. You will bring said sex toy to the proper authority (for example, the chief scientist) and you will NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT WHERE IT WENT OR WHY HE'S IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD THE NEXT DAY.