I had this cracktastic idea that John rents a house on the beach in California during one of his enforced leaves and invites Ronan along because he's gonna teach him how to surf, and Ronan gets a passport indicating that he's from a Polynesian island, and he asks John if Polynesian islands are anywhere near Nigeria, and that is the first indication John gets that Ronan is crushing on Teal'c because Teal'c's passport indicates that he's from Nigeria and Ronan apparently wants to be from the same place Teal'c is from. Ronan is all sad that since that NID thing, poor Teal'c isn't allowed to get an apartment topside and is stuck under the damned mountain, and he whines to John about it, so John magnanimously invites Teal'c along on their little surfing vacation. Landry thinks this is a great idea because he thinks Teal'c is a good influence and will keep an eye on John & Ronan, whom he very wisely does not trust. So here's John with these two warrior-type aliens in California, and it turns out that coyotes have been coming down out of the hills and snatching the local little old ladies' Pekineses right off their ornate, bejeweled leashes and chowing down on them right in front of said little old ladies, so Teal'c and Ronan want to go out into the hills and take care of the problem. They keep asking John if coyotes are good eating and if you can tan their hide into a passable skin to be used for boots. Now, John thinks the best episode of COPS ever would be Teal'c and Ronan in the hills of California hunting coyotes with foot-long machetes, but he suspects General Landry might disagree, so he has his hands full trying to convince them that this is A Bad Idea, even if the little old ladies are crying all over the place and Teal'c and Ronan are staring at him in manly, yet passive-aggressive, disapproval.
But I have no sparktastic of my own to bounce this off of, so it won't get written. Probably.
To make this legal:
Dear Dr. Love: I am a straight woman on Atlantis and for the life of me, I cannot seem to find a single straight guy in the whole damned place. Seriously, I'm thinking of using an Ancient Device to change myself into a man just to get a little action. Any suggestions on what the heck I can do? Love, Single Straight Chick with Blue Balls (metaphorically)
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I had this cracktastic idea that John rents a house on the beach in California during one of his enforced leaves and invites Ronan along because he's gonna teach him how to surf, and Ronan gets a passport indicating that he's from a Polynesian island, and he asks John if Polynesian islands are anywhere near Nigeria, and that is the first indication John gets that Ronan is crushing on Teal'c because Teal'c's passport indicates that he's from Nigeria and Ronan apparently wants to be from the same place Teal'c is from. Ronan is all sad that since that NID thing, poor Teal'c isn't allowed to get an apartment topside and is stuck under the damned mountain, and he whines to John about it, so John magnanimously invites Teal'c along on their little surfing vacation. Landry thinks this is a great idea because he thinks Teal'c is a good influence and will keep an eye on John & Ronan, whom he very wisely does not trust. So here's John with these two warrior-type aliens in California, and it turns out that coyotes have been coming down out of the hills and snatching the local little old ladies' Pekineses right off their ornate, bejeweled leashes and chowing down on them right in front of said little old ladies, so Teal'c and Ronan want to go out into the hills and take care of the problem. They keep asking John if coyotes are good eating and if you can tan their hide into a passable skin to be used for boots. Now, John thinks the best episode of COPS ever would be Teal'c and Ronan in the hills of California hunting coyotes with foot-long machetes, but he suspects General Landry might disagree, so he has his hands full trying to convince them that this is A Bad Idea, even if the little old ladies are crying all over the place and Teal'c and Ronan are staring at him in manly, yet passive-aggressive, disapproval.
But I have no
To make this legal:
Dear Dr. Love:
I am a straight woman on Atlantis and for the life of me, I cannot seem to find a single straight guy in the whole damned place. Seriously, I'm thinking of using an Ancient Device to change myself into a man just to get a little action. Any suggestions on what the heck I can do?
Love,
Single Straight Chick with Blue Balls (metaphorically)