HERE IS HOW I KNOW THIS IS NOT FICTION: there are no farts in this story. Hence you are telling us the truth and not spinning a yarn. :D
(I read this very belatedly so I have the benefit of knowing you're very okay, but whoa, this is *so* freak-out worthy, omg. I'm so glad you made it out of this horror movie. *clings*)
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(I read this very belatedly so I have the benefit of knowing you're very okay, but whoa, this is *so* freak-out worthy, omg. I'm so glad you made it out of this horror movie. *clings*)