Poor John. He has no chance at all. But Nora would probably side with him, being a 14 year old girl and all.

Thanks, I am finally mostly rid of the rash. The doc thought it was an allergic reaction to the virus (weird) but that didn't stop it from being horrible and spreading for nearly 2 weeks before slowly getting better. Now I'm left with dozens of little scabs from scratching myself to death but otherwise okay. Sigh.