Fic: In the Interval

  • Aug. 13th, 2010 at 10:35 AM
toomuchplor: (shep oo mouth)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Length: 9522 words
Summary: In the present, Rodney was lying prone on his back, knees up and apart, covers rucked messily under him.

A/N: This is really mostly porn, which must be what builds up in me after no writing for nearly a year. Thanks muchly to my wonderful beta, [livejournal.com profile] sparktastic, who made this a lot less run-on-sentence-y and is generally a great editor and reader and fic enthusiast.

In the Interval )

Whaaaaat?

  • Aug. 12th, 2010 at 1:15 PM
toomuchplor: (mcshep walking after you)
Hi there all, I seem to have written fic. Like, 9500 words of it. It's mostly porn, so don't get too excited. Or get more excited. Whichever.

Anyway, it is in the hands of a gracious beta but you can expect to see it here sometime in the next day or so. It is SGA. And did I mention the porn?

*waves* Hi!

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Long-Lost Fic: the Amnesty Edition

  • Oct. 10th, 2009 at 10:13 AM
toomuchplor: (mcshep bert and ernie)
Sometimes I entertain myself by opening up long-dead fic idea files on my computer and trying to remember where I'd been going with each one.

This one was going to be Ronon/Elizabeth (this was before I managed to write The Singer and the Song):

Whither Thou Goest )

SYTYCD Atlantis )

Those Skeevy Ancients )

That incredibly long (seriously, nearly 16,000 words) story I started writing last spring that pretty much sucked. (Excerpt only.) )

[/long-lost fic]

Anyone else out there got some long-lost fic to share?

The Wooing and Winning of Boys' Hearts

  • Apr. 13th, 2009 at 9:29 AM
toomuchplor: (it's not cute being this easy)
Sooooo...Rodney as a first-time gay boyfriend? Funny, yes? I mean, given what we've seen of Rodney's "boyfriend behaviour" in canon, the guy seems, okay, hopelessly crappy as a boyfriend, but also kind of old-fashioned and sweet about it. Think of his dinner with Katie and that bad toast and his deferential way of talking to her, and offering to escort her to the infirmary like she was a fainting maiden when she just had a headache. Think of his hesitation to assume there was anything going on between him and Jennifer and how she had to point out to him that there WAS, and practically throw him to the floor of that private jet (or did I just imagine that? *g*). Rodney's kind of weirdly sweet and polite with his girlfriends.

Anyway, I was thinking that when Rodney first got together with John, his first gay boyfriend ever, he'd keep trying to pull all the same lame old-fashioned moves. He'd bring John flowers the night he thought he was going to get laid, and he'd carry John's cafeteria tray to the bussing area, and he'd sort of belatedly stand up whenever John did, and he'd stammer and stumble over every proposed date. And John would roll his eyes and smack Rodney's head and growl and make pointed gestures towards any marines nearby, and Rodney would blink and blink and say, "What? What?" and "But I truly -- my, uh, my feelings are -- what? Stop hitting me!"

And John would drag Rodney into the nearest private space and Rodney would go all blushy and say, "Oh. Uh. Here?" and John would sigh and say, haltingly, "I'm not your girlfriend, you don't have to fucking *woo* me," and Rodney would just look poleaxed and so John would blush back and admit in a tiny mumbled voice that he did like the flowers, just.

"Just what?" Rodney would say, too concerned and solicitous.

And John would pull him in by his ears and kiss him very very softly on his confused sweet old-fashioned mouth and say, into the quiet space between their closed eyes, "You don't have to woo me, Rodney, you've already got me."

Yeah. That's how that might go.

Anyone else have awesome ideas about Rodney the first-time gay boyfriend? Share!!!!

Ohhhhh Canada.

  • Sep. 25th, 2008 at 5:53 PM
toomuchplor: (Default)
And I'm saying the subject line much in the same way that fandom is wont to say "Oh, *John*".

Every time I forget how tiny and insular my land is, I encounter spectacular SGA-related examples that make me laugh and feel like I grew up in one of those worrying inbred villages founded on obscure 19th century religious principles.

1) One of my classmates in high school (and, incidentally, quite a great bass voice who's sung in the same choir as me too) stars in a movie directed and written by Martin Gero (of "Duet" and "McKay and Mrs. Miller" fame, among many of our fannish favorites)

(Incidentally, [livejournal.com profile] iykwim and I agreed never to see this movie because we don't think we will ever want to see certain *cough* aspects of our erstwhile choirmate, be he ever so pretty.)

2) A play opening in town this weekend is written by one of "Canada's up-and-coming new playwrights", Brendan Gall. Yes. *That* Brendan Gall.

After whom, I can only *guess*, the writers named the sad dying scientist in the episode, "The Defiant One". Otherwise, that's kind of a bizarre coincidence.

3) Also, last and probably least, I present: one of the drama teachers at my high school -- 1, 2, 3.

Oh, *Canada*. People ask why our TV is SO BAD? Well, clearly it's because we only have 12 good actors/writers/directors and they are ALL WORKING ON STARGATE.

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Starbuck, I love you.

  • Sep. 9th, 2008 at 12:41 PM
toomuchplor: (it's not cute being this easy)
So I'm watching Battlestar Galactica, which I first checked out over a year ago, but found a little too gritty and unfunny for my taste. I need a little goofiness with my shows, you know?

But anyway, I'm catching up finally, and I'm rediscovering my love for Starbuck. She was the one character that made me keep watching the show. I love her, all her rough edges and toughness and that the writers let her evolve beyond that, but that she stays *Starbuck* all the way through everything: mean and edgy and funny and damaged and self-assured. She's how I picture girl!John: somewhat lesibionic at first glance but actually a big mushy girl underneath it all.

It's making me wonder -- is there any good SGA/BSG crossover fic out there? Particularly anything pairing Starbuck with one the SGA people? I don't even care if it's a friendship or romantic pairing, I'd just love to see Starbuck with the team.

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Ask Dr. Love, Vol. 1, No. 2

  • Nov. 22nd, 2007 at 12:45 PM
toomuchplor: (irodney lying)
If you're not sure what the hell this is about, refer to this post. The last edition of Ask Dr. Love is here.

Teaser:

There is a regrettable dearth of ways to casually ask someone in the workplace about their feelings when it comes to assplay.

Slutbags, Rectal Bleeding, and Keller's Tormented Existence )

More questions for Dr. Love? Send them here!

DVD Commentary

  • Oct. 18th, 2007 at 10:18 AM
toomuchplor: (everybody wants something)
[Poll #1073551]

And, wow. When I look at it like that, I'm kind of startled how little I've written. I'm kind of hoping that writing something (relatively) simple like a DVD commentary might kick my ass into gear on one of the approximately four million fic beginnings I have floating on my hard drive.

ETA: Duh. All my fic (including those listed above) can be found under my sga fic tag. Special requests may be entered in the comments, natch.

Ask Dr. Love, Vol. 1, No. 1

  • Sep. 27th, 2007 at 11:32 PM
toomuchplor: (mckay glare)
Thanks everyone for the requests for advice! This is fun!

Dear Dr. Love,

My lover wants me to dress up as a Wraith and tie him up. I'm afraid he doesn't find me attractive as I am. Should I do as he says?

Help me, please!


Dear Insecure One,

Face it: your lover *doesn't* find you attractive as you are. In fact, considering that your lover actually wants you to dress up as a hideous life-sucking leather-loving Marilyn Manson-esque alien bug-creature -- considering that your lover would actually view this as an *improvement* on your appearance -- I'm going to go ahead and venture a guess that you're just plain ugly.

So what should you do? Well, since you seem to be getting laid (against all statistical odds), you should do whatever the fuck you can to make sure that you continue to get laid: dress up like a Wraith, dress up like a vat of gelatin, dress up like Dr. Weir and spank him with a spatula. Chances are that your lover is eventually going to realize that you can't make a silk purse out of a butt-ugly person and you will be dumped. I advise trying to get as many assisted orgasms as possible in the short time remaining.

More Advice Here )

Any more questions for Dr. Love? Comment here!
toomuchplor: (irodney lying)
[livejournal.com profile] linabean once mentioned her conviction that Ronon really deserves his own cooking show, which immediately struck me as a Great Universal Immutable Truth.

This, of course, led to me speculating with [livejournal.com profile] sparktastic that few things in life could be as great as attending a dinner party thrown by Ronon:

Cut for IM convo )

Of course, another Great Universal Immutable Truth, in my mind, is that Rodney has a sex advice column that he writes under a pseudonym on the unofficial Atlantis weekly newsletter. Because who wouldn't want sex advice from Rodney McKay? I mean, REALLY.

In fact, it would be great if people commented with the sort of sex advice requests the lonely and strange citizens of Atlantis would bring forward. Because then I could write Rodney's answers and it could be Way Too Much Fun. *bg*

SGA Fic: The Space Between

  • Oct. 25th, 2006 at 12:11 PM
toomuchplor: (mckay whine)
Fandom: SGA
Rating: PG-13, mostly for language
Length: 1600 words
Summary: Consider this letter my attempt to metaphorically moisten the popcorn before it farts.
A/N: Set sometime between "McKay and Mrs. Miller" and "The Return, Part 1". Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sparktastic, who saved this fic from being called 'Read Between the Lines', but then ruined everything by suggesting the title 'Letters from the Ark', which just, no. No thanks after all. So thanks to Dave Matthews for writing a song whose title says the right thing, but without all the inevitable cattle references I would otherwise have resorted to.

The Space Between )

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Classified, 2/?

  • Sep. 6th, 2006 at 8:20 AM
toomuchplor: (Default)
Fandom: SGA
Rating: So far, R for language and content.
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Summary: “Wait,” Rodney says, snapping his fingers and blinking. “You were looking at porn, right? I totally caught you looking at porn!”
A/N: Feedback is tasty goodness. Also? I'm not totally caught up on season 3 yet, so please limit spoilers in comments if you can, thanks!

Classified, 2/? )

Part 3

Fic, booyah!

  • Sep. 4th, 2006 at 3:49 PM
toomuchplor: (omgyaye!)
Warning! This is a WiP. However, since it's not a huge marathon WiP like some evil WiPs that Shall Remain Unnamed, I think I have a good to excellent chance of actually finishing this. In fact, the next section is already in the can.

Fandom: SGA
Rating: So far, R for language and content.
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Summary: “Wait,” Rodney says, snapping his fingers and blinking. “You were looking at porn, right? I totally caught you looking at porn!”
A/N: Feedback is tasty goodness. Also? I'm not totally caught up on season 3 yet, so please limit spoilers in comments if you can, thanks!

Classified, Part 1/? )

Part 2

SGA fic

  • Aug. 11th, 2006 at 10:11 AM
toomuchplor: (omgyaye!)
Oh dear lord, I finally managed it! I wrote SGA! *dances dance of glee*

Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Genre: Humour, first-time.
Summary: “Jesus, what did Carson say to you?” John asked, stunned. “Did he tell you that you were about to get cancer or something?”
A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] iykwim for audiencing. I'm tempted to say something self-defeating here about first fics in a new fandom, etc. etc., but I won't! Dammit! General spoilers for S2, nothing specific.

Adhere To Me )

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*Damn*.

  • Aug. 9th, 2006 at 8:25 PM
toomuchplor: (dean smile)
The nectarine I'm eating is SO GOOD.

I bought it yesterday in the Okanagan.

I may be curling my toes with delight.

In other news, I'm currently devouring SGA fic like there's no tomorrow. Which there sort of isn't because tomorrow I seriously have to kick down out of vacation mode and accomplish some actual work. For example, our lawn looks likely to overgrow our entire house any second.

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Web update!

  • Jul. 21st, 2006 at 9:57 PM
toomuchplor: (one of those days)
Well, among the many many things I've been trying to do, I did manage to post the first update to my site since... yeah. Late January. All my recent drabbles are up, as well as the complete (and largely unedited, because I'm lazy) You Keep Me High, and a handful of other wee goodies.

It's all here.

I'm trying like hell to coax an SGA bunny to life, but no luck so far. Rodney of all people is giving me trouble, which is so unfair because he's Canadian *and* rude. Which is like, 90% of people I know including myself. It should be easy, dammit! *smites McKay*

Rec me!!!

  • Jul. 9th, 2006 at 9:55 PM
toomuchplor: (one of those days)
So I'm off on a church conference for the next week and furthermore meeting up with my childhood pal who now lives in domestic bliss with 2 children and a surgeon hubby (being, of course, a GP herself), and if that weren't enough, yeah. Visiting my grandma.

Of course, to counter all this sweetness and light, I am in need of much slash fic that I can read surreptitiously on the old iBook while the pastors talk about boring un-music-y stuff. [livejournal.com profile] iykwim and I just finished the 1st season of SGA, so rec me anything from S1, any rating. I prefer Sheppard/McKay, or pretty much anything with McKay.

I've read very little in the fandom but certain writers (damn you [livejournal.com profile] rageprufrock, [livejournal.com profile] seperis and [livejournal.com profile] scribblinlenore!!!) have sucked me in already, well before I even watched the first episode. So yeah, anything they've written, I've read. I'd be thrilled if you guys could point me towards other fine authors. Smut or non-smut, either way.

(I know [livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn has a syndicated feed of SGA recs, too, and I've only just begun picking my way through that.)

I could totally be persuaded to write in this fandom. I already have like 10 sentences floating around in my head, just waiting to spark on a plot bunny. *g* In case you needed a reason to egg me on.

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Impressions of a very new SGA newbie

  • Jun. 24th, 2006 at 7:06 PM
toomuchplor: (plor)
So, I recently acquired the first season of SGA (yes, I've caved under the peer pressure! Damn all of you!) and [livejournal.com profile] iykwim and I watched the 2-hour pilot earlier today.

Moving people are always prettier than still people )

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